Orcus will have to make do with Marilith codpiece adjusters...
Marilith Codpiece Adjuster Level 20 Elite Skirmisher
Large Elemental Humanoid (demon)
HP: 350 Bloodied: 175
AC: 33 Fortitute: 27 Reflex: 28 Will: 30
Resist 20 variable (2/encounter)
Saves +2
Speed 8
Action Points 1
m Poking stick (standard, at-will) Weapon
Reach 2; +29 vs AC; 1d10+15 damage.
M Major Adjustment (free, when boss's codpiece comes loose, at-will) Weapon
The marilith shifts her move to a spot adjacent to her boss and fixes his codpiece.
Wrathful Codpiece Dance (standard, recharges when first bloodied) Weapon
The marilith makes six pokey stick attacks to her enemies' groins. Each time it hits, the marilith shifts 1 square..
Alignment Chaotic evil Languages Abyssal
Skills Heal +21, Insight +19, Intimidate +21, Stealth +23
Str 24 (+17) Dex 24 (+16) Wis 19 (+14)
Con 20 (+15) Int 14 (+12) Cha 22 (+16)
Equipment: spare codpiece, 6 pokey sticks, duct tape