OK, we can switch sides.
A small blue-skinned woman enters the arena at 60N0E. She's missing a finger on each hand and wears a pointy hat. She wears studded leather armor and wields a shortbow. There is a heavy wooden shield strapped to her back and a longsword in her scabbard.
She aims her bow intently at anything coming from the east.
Next up for N: a tallfellow halfling. (MM)