Wally Alphonsus's eyes dart fleetingly around the circle of Constables surrounding him, finally coming to rest on Darius who is at just that precise moment rising to retrieve his beer. Wally, sensing that he will not get such a clear opportunity again, takes this opening to dash toward the street! Alarion and Jonas spring into action, and there ensues a brief but violent scuffle, in which the worst casualty is Darius's beer, which offers up its life upon his trousers. When all comes to rest again, Alarion is standing over Wally Alphonsus as Jonas has him pinned to the floor.
Wally says: "Noooo, please, noooo, Constable Sir, that's not it at alllllll!!! See! I knew coming into a human settlement was a bad idea! I haven't even been here an hour, and already you've accused me of horrible crimes and your all beating me!!" You all feel your faces reddening somewhat. You're not sure if you're embarrassed by what Wally said, or just because it's so pathetic to see a grown half-orc cry like that.