Disney buying Lucasfilm for $4 billion! More Star Wars movies coming!

[SkidAce]

SyFy routinely makes better movies than Episodes 1-3.

wow...

 

[Someone]

Is this some kind of joke? These days I can't discriminate between reality and parody. I blame the internet.

 

[Morrus]

Is this some kind of joke? These days I can't discriminate between reality and parody. I blame the internet.

It's a tabloid gossip-rag; I wouldn't put too much stock in anything it says.

 

[RangerWickett]

Luke travels back in time to keep his father from turning evil, but Obi-Wan turns evil instead and still burns Anakin, so we have Anakin in a white version of the Vader outfit. And then we return to the present day, but now Luke is evil because he was trained by Darth Kenobi. So we need Marc Hamill to grow a goatee.

 

[Fast Learner]

Which would cover the famous scar the Star Wars-era car accident, neatly solving that continuity issue.