I really want to pull a Stephen King's "Misery" and, trapped in a remote cabin, get him to explain what he thinks "the War of Time vs. Space" means in English.
Surely there are enough Doctor Who fans in British astrophysics programs who would be happy to share with him a layman's version of actually cool science stuff that he doesn't have to insist that time is named after Planet Time and that Time can somehow go to war with Space.
Real science -- remember, this started as an educational show -- is plenty wild and this show should at least make a token effort to be science fiction instead of pure cartoon.