TheAuldGrump
First Post
Sorry about this, but Sir Eltons Rogers & Hammersein comment got me to thinking...
Dungeons & Dragons the motion picture was pretty darned bad. And my hopes for D&D 2 are not high at all.
So how to make them better? That was the question.
Of course! The answer is to make a musical!
So cue music:
Enter Hero on horseback into the burned remnants of The Town:
Hero (SInging):
A dragon!
They say it was a dragon!
The town is burned,
The townsfolk learned,
That they must fear a dragon!
A dragon!
A fierce and fiery dragon!
The children charred,
The castle marred,
The villain was a dragon!
A dragon!
A vile ill tempered dragon!
The townsfolk say,
That they will pay,
The slayer of the dragon!
End music
Hero (speaking):
What a tragedy has befallen this town! But in another's calamity do heroes find employment.
I cannot handle this task upon my own, however. For this I must gather a party! And I know just who to see first...
Exit Hero, Fade.
Does anybody want to pick this up and continue it? And where does something like this go in the forums anyway?
The Auld Grump
Dungeons & Dragons the motion picture was pretty darned bad. And my hopes for D&D 2 are not high at all.
So how to make them better? That was the question.
Of course! The answer is to make a musical!
So cue music:
Enter Hero on horseback into the burned remnants of The Town:
Hero (SInging):
A dragon!
They say it was a dragon!
The town is burned,
The townsfolk learned,
That they must fear a dragon!
A dragon!
A fierce and fiery dragon!
The children charred,
The castle marred,
The villain was a dragon!
A dragon!
A vile ill tempered dragon!
The townsfolk say,
That they will pay,
The slayer of the dragon!
End music
Hero (speaking):
What a tragedy has befallen this town! But in another's calamity do heroes find employment.
I cannot handle this task upon my own, however. For this I must gather a party! And I know just who to see first...
Exit Hero, Fade.
Does anybody want to pick this up and continue it? And where does something like this go in the forums anyway?
The Auld Grump
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