Ao the Overkitty
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Synopsis of 10/9/06 session
"Make Love, Not DOOM!"
By Alwaystoast
Ceri flies off.
The group starts off, by arguing about what they should be doing. This went on... for a long, long time. Then they went off into tagents. Then they argued some more. Clearly, everything was normal.
Tiger decided to take 6 days off to train (There was much debating and complaining about this for no real reason).
Dan: You know Paul actually said it would be OK if we took a little time off before we went to the other island.
Ryan: Paul is not in the
ing group! Paul is the DM. He’s over there, he decides what we are doing, and then he tells us how we it up. We decide when we do it!
Gareth decided taking some time off sounded good too. So mostly he spent his time brewing alcoholic beverages. Banana Beer was his best creation during this time. So Tiger and Gareth hung around Chuck-Chuck’s village. On the up side, at least Chuck-Chuck spoke Seatongue, so they had someone they could talk to. Since nether of them spoke Uk Luk Muck Muck Chuck.
Gareth at some point got into a drinking contest with Chuck-Chuck and drank him under the table.
Jade’s Luck, Jahar, and A-Dom went on to the third village. Luk-Muck’s (Uk-Fuju’s cousin) village. They went in, they mingled, made nice, got bored. Nothing really of interest to them in the village. So the group broke up further.
Jahar and Jade’s Luck argue about how to take over the island... without causing Ceri to kill Jahar.
Jade’s Luck decided to go around to the different villages telling stories about the Great Warrior of the Dawn, and working in making A-Dom sound good.
Successes: 5, 7, 7
Liz: Jade’s Luck thinks Mind Control is kind of unfair.
Gabe: I think Mind Control is completely unfair. But damn it, I payed xp for it. So I’m going to use it.
The group gets into an argument about who has more charms, and where people are spending XP.
Jahar decided to do a geomantical survey the island. He took A-Dom with him so he wouldn’t get eaten by any plants. A-Dom decided to become a master in... every skill that was favored or caste for him (instantly of course), because he was bored. So they decided to hire a local guide to show them around. So Jahar and A-Dom spent about 9 days wandering around the island.
During that time the local guide showed them the hole where you can look down and see the dinosaurs and the sun in the cave, and they wanted to know if there was an alternate way in.
Guide: Well... there is the Caverns of Doom. They might lead there. But we don’t go in them, because, you know, it’s the Caverns of Dooooooom.
A-Dom: Excellent!
Jahar: (Jahar says something that everyone wanted put into the synopsis, but it’s completely unintelligible because Gabe was whispering).
A-Dom: We’ll check that out later.
The guide also tells them about the spring at the top of a hill. While walking along with the local guide, Jahar would stop to talk to Spirits, in Old Realm. Of course, only Jahar could see the Spirits, and the Native Guide couldn’t understand him, or why he wanted to stop to talk to inanimate objects.
At the top of the hill there was a water spring. Jahar could see a Water Elemental under the surface blowing the water up and out of the spring. They both decided to talk to the elemental, despite the fact only Jahar could hear the responses.
Jahar: Hello there. How are you?
Elemental: *blowing* Busy! *blowing*
A-Dom: Do you want to be bigger?
Elemental: *blowing* Busy! Very Busy! *blowing*
A-Dom: You dropped one!
The elemental stops to look around for what he dropped. The water level of the spring started to rise visibly, the elemental realizing A-Dom was messing with him went back to blowing the water out.
Jahar: Why can’t you stop to talk to us?
Elemental: Flooding bad. *blowing* Very bad. *blowing* This is my job.
Jahar and A-Dom harass the Elemental with more dumb questions to which the elemental doesn’t know the answer.
The guide then shows them the Caverns of Doom. The outside of the cave looked like a carving of a gigantic dragon mouth.
CoD: (in Uk Luk Muck Muck Chuck): Dooooooom!
Jahar: That’s interesting.
A-Dom: There is probably a little tiny wyld area in there.
CoD (In Old Realm): Dooooooom!
Jahar (to A-Dom): Did you hear that?
A-Dom: The Doom in old realm? Yea, it’s called the wyld. We’re going to wait for the others.
Jahar: Can we wait two and a half months?
A-Dom: No.
CoD (in flame tongue): Dooooooom!
A-Dom and Jahar decided to go back to town to get the others, 9 days later.
Jahar (addressing the group): Well... we have a lot of trees.
The group then starts discussing the lack of spirits in the area.
Jade’s Luck: After we summon them, we should interview them. To make sure they are Ok.
Jahar: Oh we found a fountain, and some stuff like that, and some caverns of doom.
Tiger: Lets go there now!
Jahar decides to design a ritual, with A-Dom’s help to summon some kind of elemental. Despite A-Dom’s best efforts, Jahar insisted that no zombies were needed to “help” with the ritual.
Dan: Why didn’t you ask us to help with the summoning? We have hearthstones that help with elementals.
Gabe: Then maybe you should tell us about your Hearthstones sometime.
Ryan: We know exactly what they do, give you bonuses to killing orphans.
After three days in the woods, Jahar and A-Dom finish designing the ritual and summoning diagram, involving a 12 pointed star and a lot of stuff to be burned to create smells designed to attract elementals. They then went back to town and told the group what they were doing, so Jade’s Luck and Tiger offered to help with the ritual.
Jade’s luck explained that her hearthstone helped with dealing with elementals.
Gareth: So Tiger, what are the womanly duties of the manse?
Tiger unsurprisingly ignored Gareth’s comment.
So the group started the ritual (except Gareth who was in town brewing). A day and a half later, they heard something... watery approaching. A water elemental... which was rather large, about the size of a river, rolled out of the ocean, and through the forest to where they were doing the summoning.
A-Dom (waving): Hello Elemental!
Jahar (with caste mark glowing): Hello Great spirit, Welcome to the great island of Uk Muck Chuck Luck (to the group) Did I say that right?
Jade’s Luck: No, Uk Luk Muck Muck Chuck.
Jahar: We are here to beseech you on behalf of the residents of this island.
Water Elemental: Ok (sits down) Beseech me!
Jahar motions for Jade’s Luck to step in.
Jade’s Luck: There is a spring with a smaller elemental which is sadly overworked. We were hoping you could help repopulate the island with spirits to help.
Water Elemental: Interesting...
Jahar cuts off Jade’s Luck and starts a rambling explanation of what had happened with the demons on the island, what their current plan was, etc. For about an hour. In the middle of this Gareth showed up and passed out Banana Beers to people.
The Water Elemental was interested in their proposal.
Jahar: Maybe you should go into the hole and find out what is going on down there too.
Water elemental looks confused.
Jade’s Luck: Yea, you can probably just fall right down the hole, just don’t hit the Sun spirit on your way past.
Water Elemental looks even more confused.
Jahar: Oh great spirit, this island is hollow, and it has a sun spirit in the middle of it.
Water Elemental: What did you say?
Jahar: This is a hollow island. There are dinosaurs there too.
Jade’s Luck: Would you care to look?
Water Elemental: Yes.
The water elemental rushes off the island and disappeared into the ocean. The group got the feeling he went over near Uk Fuju’s villiage. A few hours later.
Water Elemental: That’s so strange.
Jahar: Yes.
Water Elemental: Who puts an island inside an island.
Jade’s Luck: The gods do strange things when they are bored.
Jahar: We have seen a number of odd things in our travels great one.
Water Elemental: All the elementals on this island are terribly overworked.
Jahar and Jade’s Luck pander to his greatness until he agrees to take up residence on the island.
Jahar: What should we call you?
Water Elemental: Glurbleburbleglurble
Jahar: Excellent Glurble.
A-Dom: Ok time for the Caverns of Doom?
Tiger: Yea, lets go now!
Jahar: Lets got to sleep first! We’ve been awake for days.
So the next morning, the group went to the Caverns of Doom. Everyone except Jahar put up Integrity Protecting Prana.
CoD (Hoen Ba): Dooooooooom!
Jahar: I may have to turn around if that really is the Wyld.
Jade’s Luck: But it’s so much fun when your delusional.
Jahar: I’m not delusional! You can really zoom in on that map!
A-Dom then extolled the virtues of Wyld mutations. Jahar argued that this would not endear him to his wife, the next time he was arrested... by her.
As the group was walking inside...
A-Dom: Hello Wyld!
CoD: Dooooooom, hello A-Dom.
A-Dom: See wyld.
Tiger: Great, now we can’t sneak up on it.
A-Dom: You can’t sneak up on the wyld. It doesn’t work.
Jahar: Hello there.
CoD: Doooooooom...
A-Dom (laughing): It doesn’t like YOU!
A-dom charged into the cave, generally followed by the rest of the group. The floor of the cave was designed to look like a tongue, and the inside of the cave was designed to look like the inside of a dragons throat. Also the Dooms started getting much louder.
Jade’s Luck: Could you turn that down a bit?
CoD: No (and even louder) Dooooooooom!
Eventually after walking down the hall they came upon a little spirit sitting on a stool, with a megaphone yelling: Doom. Of course only people with Spirit Detecting Glance on could see it. So Jahar and Tiger went to inspect the spirit, and saw that it was waving a little sign that said: Doom! As well. They tried to figure out what kind of spirit it was. Jahar decided it was an announcement spirit. Tiger decided it was a Propaganda Spirit.
Jade’s Luck: So what you doing here?
Propaganda Spirit: Announcing Doom. Duh. (into the megaphone) Doooooooooom!
Jade’s Luck: So is there any actual Doom, other then the sign and the announcements?
Propaganda Spirit: Oh yea, we got doom. Right back there (pointing further into the cave) , all ya want. (into the megaphone) Doooooooom!
Jade’s Luck: What kind of doom?
Propaganda Spirit: I’m not in charge of that. I’m just in charge of announcing it. Dooooooom!
A-Dom: Can I help? (Using his power to yell and be heard for miles): Doom!
The propaganda spirit tried to give A-Dom a button that said “Doom” but A-Dom couldn’t see it, and Jade’s luck couldn’t touch it. However, Tiger was able to take it, so he put it on his shirt.
So the group wanders past the Uvula and into a much larger cave... shaped like a stomach. There was a big lake of acid in the middle, with a thin rock ledge that went around the edge to the tunnel on the other side. So the group started walking along the walkway.
A-Dom realized... the lake was looking at him. A-Dom looked back. Everyone else stopped to see what A-Dom was looking at, and slowly realized that the surface of the lake of acid looked like an eye. So the group decided to continue along the little path.
As they walked along, they started to realize that some of the paving stones in the walkway were looking at them. Then everyone realized that the path started moving away from the wall. They decided to keep moving along. Almost everyone turned on Graceful Crane Stance.
A-Dom: Path? Why are you moving?
Liz: Do Caves often chase you?
Ryan: It’s theing wyld, Barney was in Sigil.
Liz: But you’re expecting it to work.
The path then split in two, along the lenght, and moved like a pair of lips talking. Everyone with graceful Crane stance just went along for the ride. Jahar managed to hold on by brute strength.
The Path: Doom you idiot! Didn’t you listen to the spirit?
Jahar failed his check... and got a wyld mutation. The group started yelling out suggestions. Gabe started yelling at them to stop giving the GM ideas. However, the mutation was not obvious, so the group carried onwards.
The group ran along to path to get off it as fast as possible. Jahar walked as fast as he could, but decided to look back. The far end of the path rolled up into a cow, and started eating the rest of the path.
Liz: When Jade’s Luck learns the charm to fix wyld mutations, I’m just going to hit everyone in the group. Just in case.
When the group reached the other end of the path, a number of them... smelled something... cherries.
Jahar: I really think it’s time I turn around, but the path went away.
Gareth (sniffing Jahar): You using a new soap?
Jahar: Why are you asking me?
Tiger: You smell of cherries!
Jade’s Luck (to Jahar): Do you have cherries? Can I have some cherries?
Jahar: I don’t have any cherries!
A-Dom: Jahar! Lick yourself!
Jahar looks at A-Dom horrified.
A-Dom (looking at Jade’s Luck): As others may be tempted to... who aren’t A-Dom.
Jade’s Luck: Do you want me to see if you taste like cherries? Hold out your hand.
Jahar holds out his hand, and Jade’s Luck licked him. He did not taste like cherries.
Gabe: What kind of cherries do I smell like?
Dan: There are different kinds of cherries?
Jade’s Luck: Maybe you should start a new fashion.
A-Dom: Maybe you should shave all your hair off.
Jahar started investigating himself for hidden cherries. He determined that the cherry smell was primarily coming from his armpits.
Ryan: We should just start dipping people into the wyld. *sniff, sniff* You smell like Pineapple!
The group walked along, through the intestine. It was a long twisty tunnel, lots of climbing and wandering back and forth. Eventually they reached an end, and a little sign.
The end of the tunnel opened up, in a circular motion. Through the opening was a huge cave full of plants, and dinosaurs, and Uk-Sun. So the group started wandering around.
Off in the distance the group saw a river running uphill. Everyone with spirit detecting glance could see a row of water elementals doing a bucket brigade.
Jade’s Luck (yelling to the elementals): We got you some more help!
A-Dom (Yelling to the elementals that he can’t see): I appreciate all your work!
Tiger: You can’t see them!
A-Dom: I assume whenever anyone talks to nothing there is something there for me to talk to.
Gabe/Liz: I have to urge to talk to myself, so he looks like an idiot.
The group saw big herbivores dinosaurs wandering around eating plants, and fewer carnivorous dinosaurs wandering around eating other dinosaurs.
A-Dom: Hello Dinosaurs! (To the group) I want to ride one.
Tiger: Who’s smarter, the dinosaurs... or A-Dom...
Jahar started taking notes and drawings of the dinosaurs. Jade’s Luck started naming them.
Tiger (to A-Dom): Try not to make too many undead dinosaurs.
A-Dom: No, I’m all about recycling... and, and things having purpose...
Jahar: I think you’re either no longer A-Dom, or you’re just trying to get us to kill a dinosaur so you can animate it.
Gareth: I think he’s a doppleganger. Doppleganger test! A-dom, what’s the doppleganger password?
A-Dom: I am not a doppleganger. (To Tiger) What’s the password!
Tiger: What?
A-Dom decides to go off and “wrestle” a stegosaurus. So he walked up, grabbed it’s leg... then realized how much it weighed.
A-Dom (Holding onto the Stegosaurus’ leg): I’ve got it... Wooooooah! Maybe not...
Eventually A-Dom decided to jump off when the Stegosaurus tried to rub him off against a tree. A-Dom went back to the group.
A-Dom: Yea, if we’re going to steal one, we need to find a smaller one.
Jade’s Luck: Well they are like lizards, do they lay eggs? Wait, why are we stealing one? Did we make a deal with the demon lady?
Jahar: No, but if anyone wants a dinosaur baby... now would be the time.
The group started to do a geomantic survey and realized that the huge growth of plants with giant 10 ft tall flowers directly under Uk-Sun that looked all magical and such was probably the geomantic center of the island. A-Dom also figured that might be where dinosaurs might keep their eggs. So the group went over to investigate it.
Jahar (to A-Dom): If you want a Manse, you’re going to want to put it there.
As they got closer, A-Dom realized that the plants were growing so fast he could actually see them growing. Everyone who could see spirits, saw that the area was teaming with spirits. Especially Growth and Fertility spirits. So the group talked to them and found out they had no interest in the rest of the island and they were happy where they were.
A-Dom: Spirits! I can not see you... or hear you. But I encourage you to and have more!
Spirit: He doesn’t understand does he?
Jahar: No he doesn’t.
Jade’s Luck: He’s a little strange. A-Dom, spirits are not like motals.
Jahar: Spirits don’t make little spirits.
Big leafy spirit walks towards the group.
Leafy spirit: Was he talking about sexual reproduction and having more?
Jahar (pointing at A-Dom): Yes.
The spirit pats A-Dom on the head, and he felt a little tingle.
Jahar: Say “Hi” A-Dom. (To the spirit) What did you just do?
Fertility Spirit: I just blessed him. More children. I’m a fertility spirit.
Gabe: I’m so not going to tell him.
The Fertility spirit wanders off. Jade’s Luck followed the fertility spirit. Which mostly went around to the flowers, and would occasional smack a dinosaur, who would then go off to make merry with the other dinosaurs.
Jade’s Luck: Hey A-Dom would you like the people on your island to be more fertile and have more children?
A-Dom (very slow): Yes.ing good. More people good for creation. More followers for the unconquered .
Jade’s Luck then went to make a deal with the Fertility spirit to go up to bless the human villiagers.
Fertility spirits: Birds! Bring us bird eggs. Twenty to thirty different kinds. No chickens. Then I’ll go and bless the people on the surface for a week.
Jahar ran over and sanctified the deal. Mostly so he could feel important.
Jade’s Luck: A-Dom, we need to go get bird eggs, and the spirit will go make all your people fertile.
A-Dom (confused): How do we get the eggs to this island without them turning into birds?
Gareth: The bigger question is how do we get them from up there, to down here, without going through the wyld?
Eventually, the group who had been looking at a dinosaur egg, saw the egg crack open. A baby stegosaurus crawled out, ate a leaf. Doubled in size. Ate another leaf, doubled in size again.
Ryan & DAN (aka A-Dom and Tiger): I EAT A LEAF!
After eating a single leaf, they both felt very full... and began to feel the call of nature. So they ran off behind some bushes. Jahar pocketed a leaf.
Jade’s Luck (playing with the baby stegosaurus): I want a familiar!
The stegosaurus wandered off to join the full grown stegosaurus.
Jahar: This is the most powerful demanse I’ve found on the island. It will be hard to build a manse with all these dinosaurs wandering around, eating the workers.
Gareth: I can build it.
Jahar: You’ve never built a Manse.
Gareth: I’ve never built a lot of things. That’s not going to stop me.
The group starts discussing how to build a manse using demons. Ryan: I know we summon an extra demon, then halfway through, we let Tiger kill it, to keep the other ones in line.
Jade’s Luck: Can’t we find workers that wouldn’t be appetizing to the dinosaurs? (To A-Dom) You know there are probably dinosaur bones down here...
Jahar starts looking for dinosaur corpses to pick parts off of. A-Dom, who is being shown dinosaur corpses, specifically, breaks down and decides to make a dino-zombie. He specifically decided to make one zombie out of a Triceratops and a T-Rex. Unfortunately, halfway through, A-Dom dropped the T-Rex head onto himself... teeth first. The back legs of the triceratops, and half the spine went running off. Then some of the smaller carnivorous dinosaurs attacked it and it just kept walking off.
Jade’s Luck: We could sell these teeth for a lot of money.
A-Dom (Stuck inside the T-Rex mouth): Not right now! Somebody help me!
Tiger: You’re the strong one...
Jahar decided to check the leaf he put in his pocket, and found it had totally rotted away already. Jahar decided to use a spell to fly out of the hole as a flock of birds, to go find a bird egg.
While Jahar was gone, A-Dom decided to make a spine chain, out of raptors. He decided to make it 5 raptors long. (Dan chanting: More! More! More!) So 8 hours later, A-Dom had a Raptor Spine Chain.
A-Dom: Too bad you can’t swim. But I still love you like all my children.
Jade’s Luck: Did you ask it?
A-Dom: Rappy? Can you swim?
The zombie-raptor-spine-chain just looked at him funny.
A-Dom started cackling like an evil maniac.
Jade’s Luck: Gareth, he’s making that noise again.
A-Dom: What the hell are you doing?
Jahar: Go back to your dead dinosaurs.
A-Dom: Ok. (To gareth) Can I take him with us?
Gareth: No.
A-Dom: You said I could bring spine-E!
Gareth: No, I didn’t. I expressly forbade it.
A-Dom: But... you said I could bring Skelly.
Jade’s Luck (looking at Rappy): Skelly was completely different.
A-Dom (to Rappy): You’re the only undead on the island. So, you’re in charge! Anything that bothers you on the island, you eat ‘em.
A-Dom takes the egg that Jahar brought him, and took it into the demanse at the center of the cave and held it up to the island.
A-Dom (holding the egg up to the sun): GROW!!!!!
Jade’s Luck found a growth spirit and had it go over to the egg. The egg grew, and a sparrow hatched out.
A-Dom (looking at the sparrow): Well it worked. (A-Dom then threw the sparrow over his shoulder) Well what next?
Jade’s Luck (freaking out): Hey! (Grabs the baby sparrow out of the air.) Poor little thing. A-Dom find some worms!
A-Dom finds some worms. Jade’s Luck feeds it to the sparrow. Sparrow started to grow supernaturally fast, then pooped on her hands.
Alex: Yup, birds do that.
A-Dom: We have to bring my son down here!
Jade’s Luck: Why?
A-Dom (laughing): I have no good reason really. Why not?
Jade’s Luck: Well it usually helps if people actually have time to... you know... learn things. Before they become full sized.
A-Dom: oh. We’ll I have two sons. The mortal son is going to be at a disadvantage.
Jade’s Luck: Well I think you should let things take their natural... or unnatural... course.
A-Dom (to Gareth) Oh that’s right, can you make me some clubs? Little ones, for the children?
Jahar: I want to go look at (points way off in the distance). Anyone want to come with me so I don’t get eaten by a dinosaur?
A-Dom: I will! Come on Rappy! (They then realized that they could ride Rappy. They also realized they both had the Ride skill.)
There is basically a ramp which the elementals were pushing the water out.
Jahar: I’ll help you build your giant manse down here if you’ll let me have a manse somewhere on the surface.
A-Dom: I’m leaning towards positive there.
Jahar: Well if you want me to design it, I’d prefer if you agree.
A-Dom: We will make an agreement at another time.
Jahar sanctified THAT “We will make an agreement at another time.”
Gabe: You asked for that.
Jahar: We are now oathbound to make an agreement about a manse, at some other time.
A-Dom (irritated): Yes.
Jade’s Luck decided that dinosaur teeth “longer then my forearm” might be valuable. So she was carrying around a bundle of teeth by the time the group decided to leave.
Once the group got out of the cavern. So a few things happened.
A-Dom went by the Caves of Doom again just to say:
A-Dom: Very nice Caves of Doom. You’re welcome to stay.
Jade’s Luck: You should probably make those go away.
A-Dom: Why?
Jade’s Luck: Wyld Bad. You know normally gods keep telling us Wyld is bad. Maybe you should get rid of it.
A-Dom: Yea, but why this one?
Jade’s Luck: The Wyld is a hole in creation. I’m just saying, maybe we should fix it at some point.
A-Dom: Maybe we will... at some point. But... I’m going to make this one a low priority. If in five thousand years it’s not fixed I’m fine with that. I mean all you did was move Ailee. You didn’t get rid of Ailee.
Jade’s Luck: So? I don’t dislike Ailee, but the Wyld doesn’t belong in creation. It should be at the edge of Creation.
A-Dom: I’m just saying we can practice squishing the Wyld elsewhere. We can come back to this at another time, and then I’ll decide.
So eventually, the group got back to Uk-Fuju’s village. And A-Dom saw his wife...
Then A-Dom botched his temperance roll.
So he had... relations with his wife... and the maid who came by... and then he snuck out in the night and had relations a few other village girls (“I’m the Prince, you know.”)... then he had relations with his wife again...
Liz: Are you being intemperate again?
Ryan: I think there are going to be a few more Uk-Doms. Well... it was bound to happen.
Jade’s Luck then went in to wake A-Dom up in the morning so A-Dom would not scare his wife (who still doesn’t know exactly what he really looks like) and noticed there were more than two pairs of legs sticking out from under the sheets. So she carefully poked A-Dom’s leg.
A-Dom: I’m tired... more later.
Jade’s Luck: A-Dom... your brown is showing...
It turned out seeing Jade’s Luck was the cure for A-Dom’s intemperate thoughts.
Jade’s Luck: Do you need more flowers?
A-Dom: Yea... lots of flowers... and any kind of sweets.
Dan: This isn’t much of a problem.
Ryan: It’s a problem the next time we show up and there are hundreds of kids, and they say “They’re all yours! How are we feeding them?”
Dan: So we start transporting them to the other island we’ve depopulated...
A-Dom waits for his wife to wake up. He gives her flowers.
Uk-Youz: Oh your such a loving husband.
A-Dom: Yes, yes I am. But we have to have a small talk.
Uk-Youz: What about?
A-Dom: Many things have happened. I was chosen by a god... that has powers.
A-Dom summoned his magic club and made his anima banner glow and generally showed off.
Uk-Youz (in adoration): I married such a good man.
A-Dom: Indeed! Anyway... there is this thing called the Wyld. Sometimes it changes you... turns your skin a different color... gives you tusks... I’ve been... umm... affected with it.
Uk-Youz (shocked): What?
A-Dom: I’m not sure... I have a power to look any way I want. I chose to look the way I use to look.
A-Dom, made his skin appear it’s “normal” brown color.
Uk-Youz: Well that’s not so bad...
A-Dom (interrupting): There is more.
A-Dom turns off the disguise over his tusks and claws.
Uk-Youz: Oh. So that’s were the scratches came from.
A-Dom: Yea, I’ll apologize to the maid later.
Uk-Youz: At least that’s all that’s wrong with you.
A-Dom: Umm... Yea well.. I also may have been blessed by a fertility spirit. So we may be pregnant later.
Uk-Youz: I’m pregnant now.
A-Dom: Yea... well there may be... others.
Uk-Youz: We’ll you’re the Prince. As long as you only love me.
A-Dom (trying to sound sincere): I do.
Alex: He only loves her... and his creations.
A-Dom: I have these afflictions and powers, and I’ve been charged with conquering creation.
Jade’s Luck (from outside the window): Pst! Obligations, they are called Obligations....
A-Dom: umm... Obligations to conquer the World.
Uk-Youz: All of it? The world is pretty big.
A-Dom: Yes, that’s why I’m very magical. And I’m going to live for a very long time.
Uk-Youz: Can’t you just conquer it from here?
A-Dom: No. BUT! I can come back... often... very often!
Liz: I need to make charms to help men suck up to their wives... maybe I need a "suck up to the wife spirit."
A-Dom: So I know you were upset when I was away. But I have to go, but I will come back, often.
A-Dom then went over “No summoning demons” with his Wife.
Uk-Youz: But the Great Old Ones brought you back.
A-Dom: No I am a master of my own destiny.
Uk-Youz: They just make you think that because they are very great.
A-Dom: Listen, I killed a Great Old One!
Uk-Youz starts gasping for air... screams and faints.
Jade’s Luck: Do you need more flowers?
A-Dom (steps out of the hut): It’s OK, we’re all right... wait (A-Dom puts his disguise charm back on before freaking out the villagers). (To Jade’s Luck): I think... maybe she could use some water.
Jade’s Luck comes into the tent to check on Uk-Youz. Eventually Uk-Youz comes back around.
Uk-Youz: I had a horrible dream... You were all brown... and there was a maid.
A-Dom: No, that was all real.
Uk-Youz: You killed a Great Old One? You must repent!
A-Dom: No, no, no no no, No. (Screaming) Jahar! Jahar help!
Gabe: Am I in earshot?
Ryan: I can make you be in earshot.
Jahar gets to the hut and finds A-Dom trying to give a history lesson to his wife while his wife his hitting him with the bouquet of flowers yelling “repent!” at him. So Jahar explains to Uk-Youz that not all the Great Old Ones are really all that “Great,” and that killing them is not bad.
A-Dom: Contract! Contract!
So Jahar amended his story, to point out the one Great Old One left (the Purple lady who they had the contract with) was OK, but any other Old Ones may in fact be evil and may have to be destroyed.
A-Dom (to Uk-Youz): How about I go give her some flesh, to make her happy. Will that make you happy?
Uk-Youz agreed that this would be acceptable.
A-Dom: Yea, Ok, umm... so, yea, ok, so I will be back, we’re going to try to do our best to encourage the Unconquered Sun to protect this island, I’m not sure if he can, but we’re going to do what we can to be sure to try and encourage...
Jade’s Luck (Grabbing A-Dom by the Ear): I’ve been working very, very hard on that... and your screwing it up.
A-Dom: The Unconquored Sun WILL be protecting you. Sorry... there is this thing between me and him (looking up). Oh and I want you to encourage the women to get as pregnant as often as possible. It’s a good thing. Good for Creation. From the normal human... business way. Encourage others to bang, and bang, and banging and banging... and babies everywhere.
Jahar: You’ve been working on that?
Jade’s Luck: Didn’t you catch any of my story hours?
Jahar: I was in the woods...
A-Dom: Take care of my kids. Oh yea, and the one you’re about to pop out, probably will be all brown and tusky and shark-eyed.
A-Dom ran off while Jahar continued working on Uk-Youz.
Jahar remembered to go and tell Uk-Fuju that the Purple Lady was ok (due to his hyptnotizing).
A-Dom (to Jahar later): Thanks for mind-ing my wife. Lets go drinking.
*****
Later... A-Dom and Tiger went to get flesh from dinosaurs, to give to the Purple lady.
Dan: I want a Triceratops and a (whatever the ones with the tail club are) combination.
So Tiger got his mutant-a-saurus... which came out as an egg, for a couple of pieces of dinoflesh for Zokaz to use.
When Zokaz start trying to bargain with them, A-Dom started looking for other people to donate flesh that were not him.
A-Dom (to random male villager): You there! Want to give flesh to the Great Old One?
A-Dom talked the villager into it... as he really didn’t need all his toes.
A-Dom gave her triceratops flesh to combine with the villager. Zokaz did her thing and produced a child with grey skin and a triceratops head on a mostly human body. Zokaz handed it to A-Dom.
Tiger: Zog! It has to be named Zog.
A-Dom (handing the baby to the villager): You have a... Girl!
Tiger: No! No! It’s ours! He has to raise it for us.
A-Dom: You are charged by the Unconquered Sun to raise this (pause) child, and love it. And find a wife, and her, and make babies!
Villager (meekly): Ok...
A-Dom: You might want to write that down.
Villager: I don’t know how to write.
A-Dom: Might want to learn.
"Make Love, Not DOOM!"
By Alwaystoast
Ceri flies off.
The group starts off, by arguing about what they should be doing. This went on... for a long, long time. Then they went off into tagents. Then they argued some more. Clearly, everything was normal.
Tiger decided to take 6 days off to train (There was much debating and complaining about this for no real reason).
Dan: You know Paul actually said it would be OK if we took a little time off before we went to the other island.
Ryan: Paul is not in the
ing group! Paul is the DM. He’s over there, he decides what we are doing, and then he tells us how we it up. We decide when we do it!Gareth decided taking some time off sounded good too. So mostly he spent his time brewing alcoholic beverages. Banana Beer was his best creation during this time. So Tiger and Gareth hung around Chuck-Chuck’s village. On the up side, at least Chuck-Chuck spoke Seatongue, so they had someone they could talk to. Since nether of them spoke Uk Luk Muck Muck Chuck.
Gareth at some point got into a drinking contest with Chuck-Chuck and drank him under the table.
Jade’s Luck, Jahar, and A-Dom went on to the third village. Luk-Muck’s (Uk-Fuju’s cousin) village. They went in, they mingled, made nice, got bored. Nothing really of interest to them in the village. So the group broke up further.
Jahar and Jade’s Luck argue about how to take over the island... without causing Ceri to kill Jahar.
Jade’s Luck decided to go around to the different villages telling stories about the Great Warrior of the Dawn, and working in making A-Dom sound good.
Successes: 5, 7, 7
Liz: Jade’s Luck thinks Mind Control is kind of unfair.
Gabe: I think Mind Control is completely unfair. But damn it, I payed xp for it. So I’m going to use it.
The group gets into an argument about who has more charms, and where people are spending XP.
Jahar decided to do a geomantical survey the island. He took A-Dom with him so he wouldn’t get eaten by any plants. A-Dom decided to become a master in... every skill that was favored or caste for him (instantly of course), because he was bored. So they decided to hire a local guide to show them around. So Jahar and A-Dom spent about 9 days wandering around the island.
During that time the local guide showed them the hole where you can look down and see the dinosaurs and the sun in the cave, and they wanted to know if there was an alternate way in.
Guide: Well... there is the Caverns of Doom. They might lead there. But we don’t go in them, because, you know, it’s the Caverns of Dooooooom.
A-Dom: Excellent!
Jahar: (Jahar says something that everyone wanted put into the synopsis, but it’s completely unintelligible because Gabe was whispering).
A-Dom: We’ll check that out later.
The guide also tells them about the spring at the top of a hill. While walking along with the local guide, Jahar would stop to talk to Spirits, in Old Realm. Of course, only Jahar could see the Spirits, and the Native Guide couldn’t understand him, or why he wanted to stop to talk to inanimate objects.
At the top of the hill there was a water spring. Jahar could see a Water Elemental under the surface blowing the water up and out of the spring. They both decided to talk to the elemental, despite the fact only Jahar could hear the responses.
Jahar: Hello there. How are you?
Elemental: *blowing* Busy! *blowing*
A-Dom: Do you want to be bigger?
Elemental: *blowing* Busy! Very Busy! *blowing*
A-Dom: You dropped one!
The elemental stops to look around for what he dropped. The water level of the spring started to rise visibly, the elemental realizing A-Dom was messing with him went back to blowing the water out.
Jahar: Why can’t you stop to talk to us?
Elemental: Flooding bad. *blowing* Very bad. *blowing* This is my job.
Jahar and A-Dom harass the Elemental with more dumb questions to which the elemental doesn’t know the answer.
The guide then shows them the Caverns of Doom. The outside of the cave looked like a carving of a gigantic dragon mouth.
CoD: (in Uk Luk Muck Muck Chuck): Dooooooom!
Jahar: That’s interesting.
A-Dom: There is probably a little tiny wyld area in there.
CoD (In Old Realm): Dooooooom!
Jahar (to A-Dom): Did you hear that?
A-Dom: The Doom in old realm? Yea, it’s called the wyld. We’re going to wait for the others.
Jahar: Can we wait two and a half months?
A-Dom: No.
CoD (in flame tongue): Dooooooom!
A-Dom and Jahar decided to go back to town to get the others, 9 days later.
Jahar (addressing the group): Well... we have a lot of trees.
The group then starts discussing the lack of spirits in the area.
Jade’s Luck: After we summon them, we should interview them. To make sure they are Ok.
Jahar: Oh we found a fountain, and some stuff like that, and some caverns of doom.
Tiger: Lets go there now!
Jahar decides to design a ritual, with A-Dom’s help to summon some kind of elemental. Despite A-Dom’s best efforts, Jahar insisted that no zombies were needed to “help” with the ritual.
Dan: Why didn’t you ask us to help with the summoning? We have hearthstones that help with elementals.
Gabe: Then maybe you should tell us about your Hearthstones sometime.
Ryan: We know exactly what they do, give you bonuses to killing orphans.
After three days in the woods, Jahar and A-Dom finish designing the ritual and summoning diagram, involving a 12 pointed star and a lot of stuff to be burned to create smells designed to attract elementals. They then went back to town and told the group what they were doing, so Jade’s Luck and Tiger offered to help with the ritual.
Jade’s luck explained that her hearthstone helped with dealing with elementals.
Gareth: So Tiger, what are the womanly duties of the manse?
Tiger unsurprisingly ignored Gareth’s comment.
So the group started the ritual (except Gareth who was in town brewing). A day and a half later, they heard something... watery approaching. A water elemental... which was rather large, about the size of a river, rolled out of the ocean, and through the forest to where they were doing the summoning.
A-Dom (waving): Hello Elemental!
Jahar (with caste mark glowing): Hello Great spirit, Welcome to the great island of Uk Muck Chuck Luck (to the group) Did I say that right?
Jade’s Luck: No, Uk Luk Muck Muck Chuck.
Jahar: We are here to beseech you on behalf of the residents of this island.
Water Elemental: Ok (sits down) Beseech me!
Jahar motions for Jade’s Luck to step in.
Jade’s Luck: There is a spring with a smaller elemental which is sadly overworked. We were hoping you could help repopulate the island with spirits to help.
Water Elemental: Interesting...
Jahar cuts off Jade’s Luck and starts a rambling explanation of what had happened with the demons on the island, what their current plan was, etc. For about an hour. In the middle of this Gareth showed up and passed out Banana Beers to people.
The Water Elemental was interested in their proposal.
Jahar: Maybe you should go into the hole and find out what is going on down there too.
Water elemental looks confused.
Jade’s Luck: Yea, you can probably just fall right down the hole, just don’t hit the Sun spirit on your way past.
Water Elemental looks even more confused.
Jahar: Oh great spirit, this island is hollow, and it has a sun spirit in the middle of it.
Water Elemental: What did you say?
Jahar: This is a hollow island. There are dinosaurs there too.
Jade’s Luck: Would you care to look?
Water Elemental: Yes.
The water elemental rushes off the island and disappeared into the ocean. The group got the feeling he went over near Uk Fuju’s villiage. A few hours later.
Water Elemental: That’s so strange.
Jahar: Yes.
Water Elemental: Who puts an island inside an island.
Jade’s Luck: The gods do strange things when they are bored.
Jahar: We have seen a number of odd things in our travels great one.
Water Elemental: All the elementals on this island are terribly overworked.
Jahar and Jade’s Luck pander to his greatness until he agrees to take up residence on the island.
Jahar: What should we call you?
Water Elemental: Glurbleburbleglurble
Jahar: Excellent Glurble.
A-Dom: Ok time for the Caverns of Doom?
Tiger: Yea, lets go now!
Jahar: Lets got to sleep first! We’ve been awake for days.
So the next morning, the group went to the Caverns of Doom. Everyone except Jahar put up Integrity Protecting Prana.
CoD (Hoen Ba): Dooooooooom!
Jahar: I may have to turn around if that really is the Wyld.
Jade’s Luck: But it’s so much fun when your delusional.
Jahar: I’m not delusional! You can really zoom in on that map!
A-Dom then extolled the virtues of Wyld mutations. Jahar argued that this would not endear him to his wife, the next time he was arrested... by her.
As the group was walking inside...
A-Dom: Hello Wyld!
CoD: Dooooooom, hello A-Dom.
A-Dom: See wyld.
Tiger: Great, now we can’t sneak up on it.
A-Dom: You can’t sneak up on the wyld. It doesn’t work.
Jahar: Hello there.
CoD: Doooooooom...
A-Dom (laughing): It doesn’t like YOU!
A-dom charged into the cave, generally followed by the rest of the group. The floor of the cave was designed to look like a tongue, and the inside of the cave was designed to look like the inside of a dragons throat. Also the Dooms started getting much louder.
Jade’s Luck: Could you turn that down a bit?
CoD: No (and even louder) Dooooooooom!
Eventually after walking down the hall they came upon a little spirit sitting on a stool, with a megaphone yelling: Doom. Of course only people with Spirit Detecting Glance on could see it. So Jahar and Tiger went to inspect the spirit, and saw that it was waving a little sign that said: Doom! As well. They tried to figure out what kind of spirit it was. Jahar decided it was an announcement spirit. Tiger decided it was a Propaganda Spirit.
Jade’s Luck: So what you doing here?
Propaganda Spirit: Announcing Doom. Duh. (into the megaphone) Doooooooooom!
Jade’s Luck: So is there any actual Doom, other then the sign and the announcements?
Propaganda Spirit: Oh yea, we got doom. Right back there (pointing further into the cave) , all ya want. (into the megaphone) Doooooooom!
Jade’s Luck: What kind of doom?
Propaganda Spirit: I’m not in charge of that. I’m just in charge of announcing it. Dooooooom!
A-Dom: Can I help? (Using his power to yell and be heard for miles): Doom!
The propaganda spirit tried to give A-Dom a button that said “Doom” but A-Dom couldn’t see it, and Jade’s luck couldn’t touch it. However, Tiger was able to take it, so he put it on his shirt.
So the group wanders past the Uvula and into a much larger cave... shaped like a stomach. There was a big lake of acid in the middle, with a thin rock ledge that went around the edge to the tunnel on the other side. So the group started walking along the walkway.
A-Dom realized... the lake was looking at him. A-Dom looked back. Everyone else stopped to see what A-Dom was looking at, and slowly realized that the surface of the lake of acid looked like an eye. So the group decided to continue along the little path.
As they walked along, they started to realize that some of the paving stones in the walkway were looking at them. Then everyone realized that the path started moving away from the wall. They decided to keep moving along. Almost everyone turned on Graceful Crane Stance.
A-Dom: Path? Why are you moving?
Liz: Do Caves often chase you?
Ryan: It’s the
ing wyld, Barney was in Sigil. Liz: But you’re expecting it to work.
The path then split in two, along the lenght, and moved like a pair of lips talking. Everyone with graceful Crane stance just went along for the ride. Jahar managed to hold on by brute strength.
The Path: Doom you idiot! Didn’t you listen to the spirit?
Jahar failed his check... and got a wyld mutation. The group started yelling out suggestions. Gabe started yelling at them to stop giving the GM ideas. However, the mutation was not obvious, so the group carried onwards.
The group ran along to path to get off it as fast as possible. Jahar walked as fast as he could, but decided to look back. The far end of the path rolled up into a cow, and started eating the rest of the path.
Liz: When Jade’s Luck learns the charm to fix wyld mutations, I’m just going to hit everyone in the group. Just in case.
When the group reached the other end of the path, a number of them... smelled something... cherries.
Jahar: I really think it’s time I turn around, but the path went away.
Gareth (sniffing Jahar): You using a new soap?
Jahar: Why are you asking me?
Tiger: You smell of cherries!
Jade’s Luck (to Jahar): Do you have cherries? Can I have some cherries?
Jahar: I don’t have any cherries!
A-Dom: Jahar! Lick yourself!
Jahar looks at A-Dom horrified.
A-Dom (looking at Jade’s Luck): As others may be tempted to... who aren’t A-Dom.
Jade’s Luck: Do you want me to see if you taste like cherries? Hold out your hand.
Jahar holds out his hand, and Jade’s Luck licked him. He did not taste like cherries.
Gabe: What kind of cherries do I smell like?
Dan: There are different kinds of cherries?
Jade’s Luck: Maybe you should start a new fashion.
A-Dom: Maybe you should shave all your hair off.
Jahar started investigating himself for hidden cherries. He determined that the cherry smell was primarily coming from his armpits.
Ryan: We should just start dipping people into the wyld. *sniff, sniff* You smell like Pineapple!
The group walked along, through the intestine. It was a long twisty tunnel, lots of climbing and wandering back and forth. Eventually they reached an end, and a little sign.
Sign (in Old Realm) said:
The end of the tunnel opened up, in a circular motion. Through the opening was a huge cave full of plants, and dinosaurs, and Uk-Sun. So the group started wandering around.
Off in the distance the group saw a river running uphill. Everyone with spirit detecting glance could see a row of water elementals doing a bucket brigade.
Jade’s Luck (yelling to the elementals): We got you some more help!
A-Dom (Yelling to the elementals that he can’t see): I appreciate all your work!
Tiger: You can’t see them!
A-Dom: I assume whenever anyone talks to nothing there is something there for me to talk to.
Gabe/Liz: I have to urge to talk to myself, so he looks like an idiot.
The group saw big herbivores dinosaurs wandering around eating plants, and fewer carnivorous dinosaurs wandering around eating other dinosaurs.
A-Dom: Hello Dinosaurs! (To the group) I want to ride one.
Tiger: Who’s smarter, the dinosaurs... or A-Dom...
Jahar started taking notes and drawings of the dinosaurs. Jade’s Luck started naming them.
Tiger (to A-Dom): Try not to make too many undead dinosaurs.
A-Dom: No, I’m all about recycling... and, and things having purpose...
Jahar: I think you’re either no longer A-Dom, or you’re just trying to get us to kill a dinosaur so you can animate it.
Gareth: I think he’s a doppleganger. Doppleganger test! A-dom, what’s the doppleganger password?
A-Dom: I am not a doppleganger. (To Tiger) What’s the password!
Tiger: What?
A-Dom decides to go off and “wrestle” a stegosaurus. So he walked up, grabbed it’s leg... then realized how much it weighed.
A-Dom (Holding onto the Stegosaurus’ leg): I’ve got it... Wooooooah! Maybe not...
Eventually A-Dom decided to jump off when the Stegosaurus tried to rub him off against a tree. A-Dom went back to the group.
A-Dom: Yea, if we’re going to steal one, we need to find a smaller one.
Jade’s Luck: Well they are like lizards, do they lay eggs? Wait, why are we stealing one? Did we make a deal with the demon lady?
Jahar: No, but if anyone wants a dinosaur baby... now would be the time.
The group started to do a geomantic survey and realized that the huge growth of plants with giant 10 ft tall flowers directly under Uk-Sun that looked all magical and such was probably the geomantic center of the island. A-Dom also figured that might be where dinosaurs might keep their eggs. So the group went over to investigate it.
Jahar (to A-Dom): If you want a Manse, you’re going to want to put it there.
As they got closer, A-Dom realized that the plants were growing so fast he could actually see them growing. Everyone who could see spirits, saw that the area was teaming with spirits. Especially Growth and Fertility spirits. So the group talked to them and found out they had no interest in the rest of the island and they were happy where they were.
A-Dom: Spirits! I can not see you... or hear you. But I encourage you to
and have more! Spirit: He doesn’t understand does he?
Jahar: No he doesn’t.
Jade’s Luck: He’s a little strange. A-Dom, spirits are not like motals.
Jahar: Spirits don’t make little spirits.
Big leafy spirit walks towards the group.
Leafy spirit: Was he talking about sexual reproduction and having more?
Jahar (pointing at A-Dom): Yes.
The spirit pats A-Dom on the head, and he felt a little tingle.
Jahar: Say “Hi” A-Dom. (To the spirit) What did you just do?
Fertility Spirit: I just blessed him. More children. I’m a fertility spirit.
Gabe: I’m so not going to tell him.
The Fertility spirit wanders off. Jade’s Luck followed the fertility spirit. Which mostly went around to the flowers, and would occasional smack a dinosaur, who would then go off to make merry with the other dinosaurs.
Jade’s Luck: Hey A-Dom would you like the people on your island to be more fertile and have more children?
A-Dom (very slow): Yes.
ing good. More people good for creation. More followers for the unconquered . Jade’s Luck then went to make a deal with the Fertility spirit to go up to bless the human villiagers.
Fertility spirits: Birds! Bring us bird eggs. Twenty to thirty different kinds. No chickens. Then I’ll go and bless the people on the surface for a week.
Jahar ran over and sanctified the deal. Mostly so he could feel important.
Jade’s Luck: A-Dom, we need to go get bird eggs, and the spirit will go make all your people fertile.
A-Dom (confused): How do we get the eggs to this island without them turning into birds?
Gareth: The bigger question is how do we get them from up there, to down here, without going through the wyld?
Eventually, the group who had been looking at a dinosaur egg, saw the egg crack open. A baby stegosaurus crawled out, ate a leaf. Doubled in size. Ate another leaf, doubled in size again.
Ryan & DAN (aka A-Dom and Tiger): I EAT A LEAF!
After eating a single leaf, they both felt very full... and began to feel the call of nature. So they ran off behind some bushes. Jahar pocketed a leaf.
Jade’s Luck (playing with the baby stegosaurus): I want a familiar!
The stegosaurus wandered off to join the full grown stegosaurus.
Jahar: This is the most powerful demanse I’ve found on the island. It will be hard to build a manse with all these dinosaurs wandering around, eating the workers.
Gareth: I can build it.
Jahar: You’ve never built a Manse.
Gareth: I’ve never built a lot of things. That’s not going to stop me.
The group starts discussing how to build a manse using demons. Ryan: I know we summon an extra demon, then halfway through, we let Tiger kill it, to keep the other ones in line.
Jade’s Luck: Can’t we find workers that wouldn’t be appetizing to the dinosaurs? (To A-Dom) You know there are probably dinosaur bones down here...
Jahar starts looking for dinosaur corpses to pick parts off of. A-Dom, who is being shown dinosaur corpses, specifically, breaks down and decides to make a dino-zombie. He specifically decided to make one zombie out of a Triceratops and a T-Rex. Unfortunately, halfway through, A-Dom dropped the T-Rex head onto himself... teeth first. The back legs of the triceratops, and half the spine went running off. Then some of the smaller carnivorous dinosaurs attacked it and it just kept walking off.
Jade’s Luck: We could sell these teeth for a lot of money.
A-Dom (Stuck inside the T-Rex mouth): Not right now! Somebody help me!
Tiger: You’re the strong one...
Jahar decided to check the leaf he put in his pocket, and found it had totally rotted away already. Jahar decided to use a spell to fly out of the hole as a flock of birds, to go find a bird egg.
While Jahar was gone, A-Dom decided to make a spine chain, out of raptors. He decided to make it 5 raptors long. (Dan chanting: More! More! More!) So 8 hours later, A-Dom had a Raptor Spine Chain.
A-Dom: Too bad you can’t swim. But I still love you like all my children.
Jade’s Luck: Did you ask it?
A-Dom: Rappy? Can you swim?
The zombie-raptor-spine-chain just looked at him funny.
A-Dom started cackling like an evil maniac.
Jade’s Luck: Gareth, he’s making that noise again.
A-Dom: What the hell are you doing?
Jahar: Go back to your dead dinosaurs.
A-Dom: Ok. (To gareth) Can I take him with us?
Gareth: No.
A-Dom: You said I could bring spine-E!
Gareth: No, I didn’t. I expressly forbade it.
A-Dom: But... you said I could bring Skelly.
Jade’s Luck (looking at Rappy): Skelly was completely different.
A-Dom (to Rappy): You’re the only undead on the island. So, you’re in charge! Anything that bothers you on the island, you eat ‘em.
A-Dom takes the egg that Jahar brought him, and took it into the demanse at the center of the cave and held it up to the island.
A-Dom (holding the egg up to the sun): GROW!!!!!
Jade’s Luck found a growth spirit and had it go over to the egg. The egg grew, and a sparrow hatched out.
A-Dom (looking at the sparrow): Well it worked. (A-Dom then threw the sparrow over his shoulder) Well what next?
Jade’s Luck (freaking out): Hey! (Grabs the baby sparrow out of the air.) Poor little thing. A-Dom find some worms!
A-Dom finds some worms. Jade’s Luck feeds it to the sparrow. Sparrow started to grow supernaturally fast, then pooped on her hands.
Alex: Yup, birds do that.
A-Dom: We have to bring my son down here!
Jade’s Luck: Why?
A-Dom (laughing): I have no good reason really. Why not?
Jade’s Luck: Well it usually helps if people actually have time to... you know... learn things. Before they become full sized.
A-Dom: oh. We’ll I have two sons. The mortal son is going to be at a disadvantage.
Jade’s Luck: Well I think you should let things take their natural... or unnatural... course.
A-Dom (to Gareth) Oh that’s right, can you make me some clubs? Little ones, for the children?
Jahar: I want to go look at (points way off in the distance). Anyone want to come with me so I don’t get eaten by a dinosaur?
A-Dom: I will! Come on Rappy! (They then realized that they could ride Rappy. They also realized they both had the Ride skill.)
There is basically a ramp which the elementals were pushing the water out.
Jahar: I’ll help you build your giant manse down here if you’ll let me have a manse somewhere on the surface.
A-Dom: I’m leaning towards positive there.
Jahar: Well if you want me to design it, I’d prefer if you agree.
A-Dom: We will make an agreement at another time.
Jahar sanctified THAT “We will make an agreement at another time.”
Gabe: You asked for that.
Jahar: We are now oathbound to make an agreement about a manse, at some other time.
A-Dom (irritated): Yes.
Jade’s Luck decided that dinosaur teeth “longer then my forearm” might be valuable. So she was carrying around a bundle of teeth by the time the group decided to leave.
Once the group got out of the cavern. So a few things happened.
A-Dom went by the Caves of Doom again just to say:
A-Dom: Very nice Caves of Doom. You’re welcome to stay.
Jade’s Luck: You should probably make those go away.
A-Dom: Why?
Jade’s Luck: Wyld Bad. You know normally gods keep telling us Wyld is bad. Maybe you should get rid of it.
A-Dom: Yea, but why this one?
Jade’s Luck: The Wyld is a hole in creation. I’m just saying, maybe we should fix it at some point.
A-Dom: Maybe we will... at some point. But... I’m going to make this one a low priority. If in five thousand years it’s not fixed I’m fine with that. I mean all you did was move Ailee. You didn’t get rid of Ailee.
Jade’s Luck: So? I don’t dislike Ailee, but the Wyld doesn’t belong in creation. It should be at the edge of Creation.
A-Dom: I’m just saying we can practice squishing the Wyld elsewhere. We can come back to this at another time, and then I’ll decide.
So eventually, the group got back to Uk-Fuju’s village. And A-Dom saw his wife...
Then A-Dom botched his temperance roll.
So he had... relations with his wife... and the maid who came by... and then he snuck out in the night and had relations a few other village girls (“I’m the Prince, you know.”)... then he had relations with his wife again...
Liz: Are you being intemperate again?
Ryan: I think there are going to be a few more Uk-Doms. Well... it was bound to happen.
Jade’s Luck then went in to wake A-Dom up in the morning so A-Dom would not scare his wife (who still doesn’t know exactly what he really looks like) and noticed there were more than two pairs of legs sticking out from under the sheets. So she carefully poked A-Dom’s leg.
A-Dom: I’m tired... more later.
Jade’s Luck: A-Dom... your brown is showing...
It turned out seeing Jade’s Luck was the cure for A-Dom’s intemperate thoughts.
Jade’s Luck: Do you need more flowers?
A-Dom: Yea... lots of flowers... and any kind of sweets.
Dan: This isn’t much of a problem.
Ryan: It’s a problem the next time we show up and there are hundreds of kids, and they say “They’re all yours! How are we feeding them?”
Dan: So we start transporting them to the other island we’ve depopulated...
A-Dom waits for his wife to wake up. He gives her flowers.
Uk-Youz: Oh your such a loving husband.
A-Dom: Yes, yes I am. But we have to have a small talk.
Uk-Youz: What about?
A-Dom: Many things have happened. I was chosen by a god... that has powers.
A-Dom summoned his magic club and made his anima banner glow and generally showed off.
Uk-Youz (in adoration): I married such a good man.
A-Dom: Indeed! Anyway... there is this thing called the Wyld. Sometimes it changes you... turns your skin a different color... gives you tusks... I’ve been... umm... affected with it.
Uk-Youz (shocked): What?
A-Dom: I’m not sure... I have a power to look any way I want. I chose to look the way I use to look.
A-Dom, made his skin appear it’s “normal” brown color.
Uk-Youz: Well that’s not so bad...
A-Dom (interrupting): There is more.
A-Dom turns off the disguise over his tusks and claws.
Uk-Youz: Oh. So that’s were the scratches came from.
A-Dom: Yea, I’ll apologize to the maid later.
Uk-Youz: At least that’s all that’s wrong with you.
A-Dom: Umm... Yea well.. I also may have been blessed by a fertility spirit. So we may be pregnant later.
Uk-Youz: I’m pregnant now.
A-Dom: Yea... well there may be... others.
Uk-Youz: We’ll you’re the Prince. As long as you only love me.
A-Dom (trying to sound sincere): I do.
Alex: He only loves her... and his creations.
A-Dom: I have these afflictions and powers, and I’ve been charged with conquering creation.
Jade’s Luck (from outside the window): Pst! Obligations, they are called Obligations....
A-Dom: umm... Obligations to conquer the World.
Uk-Youz: All of it? The world is pretty big.
A-Dom: Yes, that’s why I’m very magical. And I’m going to live for a very long time.
Uk-Youz: Can’t you just conquer it from here?
A-Dom: No. BUT! I can come back... often... very often!
Liz: I need to make charms to help men suck up to their wives... maybe I need a "suck up to the wife spirit."
A-Dom: So I know you were upset when I was away. But I have to go, but I will come back, often.
A-Dom then went over “No summoning demons” with his Wife.
Uk-Youz: But the Great Old Ones brought you back.
A-Dom: No I am a master of my own destiny.
Uk-Youz: They just make you think that because they are very great.
A-Dom: Listen, I killed a Great Old One!
Uk-Youz starts gasping for air... screams and faints.
Jade’s Luck: Do you need more flowers?
A-Dom (steps out of the hut): It’s OK, we’re all right... wait (A-Dom puts his disguise charm back on before freaking out the villagers). (To Jade’s Luck): I think... maybe she could use some water.
Jade’s Luck comes into the tent to check on Uk-Youz. Eventually Uk-Youz comes back around.
Uk-Youz: I had a horrible dream... You were all brown... and there was a maid.
A-Dom: No, that was all real.
Uk-Youz: You killed a Great Old One? You must repent!
A-Dom: No, no, no no no, No. (Screaming) Jahar! Jahar help!
Gabe: Am I in earshot?
Ryan: I can make you be in earshot.
Jahar gets to the hut and finds A-Dom trying to give a history lesson to his wife while his wife his hitting him with the bouquet of flowers yelling “repent!” at him. So Jahar explains to Uk-Youz that not all the Great Old Ones are really all that “Great,” and that killing them is not bad.
A-Dom: Contract! Contract!
So Jahar amended his story, to point out the one Great Old One left (the Purple lady who they had the contract with) was OK, but any other Old Ones may in fact be evil and may have to be destroyed.
A-Dom (to Uk-Youz): How about I go give her some flesh, to make her happy. Will that make you happy?
Uk-Youz agreed that this would be acceptable.
A-Dom: Yea, Ok, umm... so, yea, ok, so I will be back, we’re going to try to do our best to encourage the Unconquered Sun to protect this island, I’m not sure if he can, but we’re going to do what we can to be sure to try and encourage...
Jade’s Luck (Grabbing A-Dom by the Ear): I’ve been working very, very hard on that... and your screwing it up.
A-Dom: The Unconquored Sun WILL be protecting you. Sorry... there is this thing between me and him (looking up). Oh and I want you to encourage the women to get as pregnant as often as possible. It’s a good thing. Good for Creation. From the normal human... business way. Encourage others to bang, and bang, and banging and banging... and babies everywhere.
Jahar: You’ve been working on that?
Jade’s Luck: Didn’t you catch any of my story hours?
Jahar: I was in the woods...
A-Dom: Take care of my kids. Oh yea, and the one you’re about to pop out, probably will be all brown and tusky and shark-eyed.
A-Dom ran off while Jahar continued working on Uk-Youz.
Jahar remembered to go and tell Uk-Fuju that the Purple Lady was ok (due to his hyptnotizing).
A-Dom (to Jahar later): Thanks for mind-
ing my wife. Lets go drinking. *****
Later... A-Dom and Tiger went to get flesh from dinosaurs, to give to the Purple lady.
Dan: I want a Triceratops and a (whatever the ones with the tail club are) combination.
So Tiger got his mutant-a-saurus... which came out as an egg, for a couple of pieces of dinoflesh for Zokaz to use.
When Zokaz start trying to bargain with them, A-Dom started looking for other people to donate flesh that were not him.
A-Dom (to random male villager): You there! Want to give flesh to the Great Old One?
A-Dom talked the villager into it... as he really didn’t need all his toes.
A-Dom gave her triceratops flesh to combine with the villager. Zokaz did her thing and produced a child with grey skin and a triceratops head on a mostly human body. Zokaz handed it to A-Dom.
Tiger: Zog! It has to be named Zog.
A-Dom (handing the baby to the villager): You have a... Girl!
Tiger: No! No! It’s ours! He has to raise it for us.
A-Dom: You are charged by the Unconquered Sun to raise this (pause) child, and love it. And find a wife, and
her, and make babies! Villager (meekly): Ok...
A-Dom: You might want to write that down.
Villager: I don’t know how to write.
A-Dom: Might want to learn.
