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Explain Canada

Rel

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Personally Canada scares me. Ever look at a map? It's just this enormous, icy mass resting quietly atop the U.S. for 'lo these many years. Quietly waiting for their moment to strike.
And they're already subtly invading us with their Celine Dions, Mike Myers and Peter Jenningses (I find that I don't mind Shania Twain so much though). Sneaky bastards. I don't trust them.




(Actually I love almost all the Canadians I've ever met but I'm mildly bitter that I didn't get any poutine at GenCon. ;))
 

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Rel said:
Personally Canada scares me. Ever look at a map? It's just this enormous, icy mass resting quietly atop the U.S. for 'lo these many years. Quietly waiting for their moment to strike.
And they're already subtly invading us with their Celine Dions, Mike Myers and Peter Jenningses (I find that I don't mind Shania Twain so much though). Sneaky bastards. I don't trust them.

Yeah, well, one down, two to go. And our fondness for SUVs is just a cunningly disguised plan to increase global warming and ward off that threat from the Great White North.
 

Del said:
Don't forget the "eh", eh.

It's basically a self-conscious statement appendage.
I always figured that the Canadian "eh" was them pronouncing the period at the end of a sentance, sort of a verbalized "end of statement" cue.
 

Gnome

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So are Canadian geese referred to as just "geese" up there? How about the other kind of geese, for that matter? :p
 

drothgery

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devilbat said:
????????

:confused:

Overall, house sizes and car sizes are the same as our American friends. We don't have as many Millionaires as the U.S. does, nor do we have Hollywood or Miami Beach, but to say the average house size and car models are smaller, is just not accurate. Canadian population is also much, much less then the Americans.

You can look up the per capita real GDP numbers; there's a pretty significant gap between the US and Canada (and most other first-world countries, in fact). It's not a huge gap, but it's definitely there.
 

fusangite

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With respect to universities in Canada, only one has a reputation of any worth outside the country: the University of Toronto. In keeping with our slightly more socialistic social contract, you will find that university is cheaper for mediocre students than it is in the US and pricier for good students than in the US.

Like the US, Canada is not monolithic and has many regional variations with respect to climate, culture and everything else you might imagine. While, in the past, Canada has been pretty politically similar to the US, we have diverged a little more in recent years not so much in areas of policy but in terms of how we talk about ourselves. The Bush administration is more disliked in Canada than Nixon's was and this rubs off a bit in an unprecedented level of general US-bashing even in relatively conservative areas of the country. If you're a highly political Republican, therefore, you might find yourself having to be a little quiet about it in social situations in a way that has never been true here before.

You'll find Canadians are, in many respects, more into US popular culture than Americans are. Racial politics are a little different here than in the US -- most of Canada's black population are recent (since the 1960s) immigrants from the Carribean and are concentrated in Quebec and Ontario. And, outside of Quebec, there are few Hispanic people. West and north of Ontario, the main racial minority are aboriginal people, although they are outnumbered by Chinese and South Asian (Indian subcontinent) people in the cities of BC and Alberta. Issues that might be understood as racial in the US are often understood by Canadians as being about ethnicity or culture; our national multicultural policy is about twenty years older and very different from that of the US.

If I had to pick one state to compare Canada to, I'd say we're like California, minus the hispanic people -- liberal, regionally diffuse, highly urban and much enamoured of US cultural exports.

EDIT:

When coming up to visit colleges, avoid the area from Edmonton to Quebec City during the winter (except maybe the area along Lakes Erie and Ontario) during the winter if you can. The area from Calgary to Victoria and the three Maritime provinces aren't too bad in the winter.

And, Greyhound buses in Canada, while bad, are nowhere near as bad as those in the US. Don't take the train unless you are in Quebec or Ontario (that's where all the rail subsidies go) or are independently wealthy.
 
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devilbat

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Personally Canada scares me. Ever look at a map? It's just this enormous, icy mass resting quietly atop the U.S. for 'lo these many years. Quietly waiting for their moment to strike.
And they're already subtly invading us with their Celine Dions, Mike Myers and Peter Jenningses (I find that I don't mind Shania Twain so much though). Sneaky bastards. I don't trust them.

Crap, they're on to us! Quick, everybody put on the foil and call Pam Anderson, Carrie Ann Moss, Brenden Fraser, Keanu Reeves, Hayden Christensen, Matthew Perry and all members of Rush, and tell them to get the hell out of there.
 

fusangite

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drothgery said:
You can look up the per capita real GDP numbers; there's a pretty significant gap between the US and Canada (and most other first-world countries, in fact). It's not a huge gap, but it's definitely there.
Well, you'll find that fewer Canadians are very rich and fewer are very poor. However, the gap between rich and poor here has widened considerably in the past 12 years. However, the only way you're going to notice the smaller per capita GDP is if you hang out with millionaires and find there are fewer of them here. (Except in BC which has more per capita than almost any US state.)
 

Alhazred

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What programme do you have in mind? I went to U Waterloo for my BA (medieval studies) and Wilfrid Laurier - which is literally right down the street - for my MA. Waterloo is highly respected for its math, computer science and engieneering programmes, and its coop programme. Laurier is big on business.
 

Rel

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devilbat said:
Crap, they're on to us! Quick, everybody put on the foil and call Pam Anderson, Carrie Ann Moss, Brenden Fraser, Keanu Reeves, Hayden Christensen, Matthew Perry and all members of Rush, and tell them to get the hell out of there.

I am prepared to offer you ONE MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS if you'll leave Carrie Ann Moss and take Carrot Top and Sally Struthers. And before you scream "NO!", I urge you to consider that if we were to ship them there in the same container, it is unlikely that more than one would survive the trip... :]
 

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