FILK You, EN World!

[catastrophic]

If you've got a total party kill I feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a lich ain't one

I got the vorpal sword so i'm not ignored,
First to the chest for the best reward,
People say that my roleplaying's untoward
But the dungeonmaster knows it's aboveboard
Style is cavalier, not the way a minstrel's a bard
But the way I stand over the party and I ride them hard
They can whine about the treasure shares just make me bored
Because they know they wouldn't last without their overlord
I got the ranger on my back 'cause this sandbox abroad
Wizards bitch about the wayback when their robed asses soared
Clerics complaining, where did their buffs go
Now they gotta fight without a leg up and they don't know, suckers,
And here comes the arch villain he's all bones and spells
He thinks it's the old days when fighters still ran for the hills
Drop a vs will on me and hell I ain't done
I got 99 problems but a lich ain't one

 

[Mark CMG]

I suppose we should add a link to -

[highlight](Explicit Language Warning - NSFW)[/highlight]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2XGp5ix8HE]YouTube - ‪Baby Cakes - Role Play Tournament (Be Aggressive)‬‏[/ame]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

STUCK IN THE DUNGEON WITH YOU (Stealer's Wheel Stuck in the middle with you)

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I was scared as we entered the lair,
And I wondered how we'd get down the stairs,
Drow to the left of me,
Duergar to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the dungeon with you.

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep my grip on my mace,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Drow to the left of me, Duergar to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the dungeon with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Reaching from the grave to say,
Please.... Please.....

Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Drow to the left of me, Duergar to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the dungeon with you.

Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Reaching from the grave to say,
Please.... Please.....

Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I had the feeling that something weren't right,
I'm still scared as we're fleeing the lair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get up the stairs,
Drow to the left of me,
Duergar to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the dungeon with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the dungeon with you,
Stuck in the dungeon with you.

 

[Alzrius]

Mr. d and d guy/american pie was a sad song.

I wrote that song in response to the news of Gary's death. On my computer, the file is labelled "Tribute to Gary."

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

SLAYING STAR (Deep Purple's Highway Star)

Nobody gonna dodge my blade, I'm gonna swing it left and right
Nobody gonna dodge my blade, it's gonna take down all the knights
Oooh it's a 2-handed sword, it's got everything
Like a vorpal power, blackened runes and it sings

I love Her and I need Her
I feeeeeel Her!
Yeah She's a Wild Hurricane
All right hold tight
I'm A Slaying Star!

Nobody gonna break my helm, I'm gonna wear it 'till I fall
Nobody gonna break my helm until Valhalla calls
Oooh its a silvery helm, it's got everything
Like a fear aura, great big horns and True Seeing

I love it and I need it, I feeeeeel it!
Yeah it turns me on
All right hold tight
I'm A Slaying Star!

Nobody gonna make me run, Bear Totem rules my brain
Nobody gonna make me run, now that I'm in The Rage again
Oooh I'm in bloodthirst again, I'll kill everything
Like a tornado, all whirling steel while doom I sing

I'm charging and I'm screaming, I feeeeeel it!
The power of Death is mine
All right hold tight
I'm A Slaying Star!

Nobody gonna dodge my blade, I'm gonna swing it left and right
Nobody gonna dodge my blade, it's gonna take down all the knights
Oooh it's a 2-handed sword, it's got everything
Like a vorpal power, blackened runes and it sings

I love Her and I need Her
I’m Pleading
Yeah She's a Wild Hurricane
All right hold tight
I'm A Slaying Star!
I'm A Slaying Star!
I'm A Slaying Star!

 

[Lanefan]

I used to think I was halfways good at this rewording stuff, but you lot are putting me to shame!

One request: please tell us what song you're using, for those of us who don't recognize the original from the rewording.

Lanefan

 

[Gulla]

This one was easier than I had thought. Almost no rewording needed
(No excuses to Village People as they have taken up residence in my ears now)

F.L.G.S
Gamer, there's no need to feel down.
I said, Gamer, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, Gamer, 'cause you're new in the town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Gamer, there's a place you can go.
I said, Gamer, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.
It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.

They have ev-e-ry game that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.
It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.

You can find a DM, you can have a good time
You can play whatever you like ...

Gamer, are you listening to me?
I said, Gamer, what do you want to be?
I said, Gamer, you can live out your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, Gamer, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the F.L.G.S.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.
It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.

They have every game that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.
It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.

You can find a DM, you can have a good time
You can play whatever you like ...

Gamer, I was once in your shoes.
I was lonely and had nothing to lose.
I felt no man cared if I had a game.
I felt the whole game slipping away

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, Gamer, take a walk up the street.
It's a place there, it's my F.L.G.S
You can get an other D-M ..

It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.
It's fun to play at your F-L-G-S.

They have every game that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

F-L-G-S
It's fun to play at the F-L-G-S
Gamer, Gamer there's no need to feel down
Gamer, Gamer pick yourself off the ground

F-L-G-S
just go to play at your F-L-G-S
Gamer, Gamer I was once in your shoes
Gamer, Gamer I had nothing to lose.
F-L-G-S

Original here:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CS9OO0S5w2k]YouTube - ‪YMCA‬‏[/ame]

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'M ALL OUT OF SURGES (Tiffany's I think we're alone now)

"We'd go all day!"
That's how they say that they'd adventure
"And watch how you slay"
They don't understand
And so we're

Casting spells as fast as we can
Launch 'em all in the narrowest span
Tryin' to kill all the foes in the fight
And when we've fought just a little
And we tumble to the ground
And then you say

I'm all out of surges
I'm also out of powers I get once a day
I'm all out of courage
The 15 Minute Day is the only way

Look at the way
We gotta hide what we're doin'
'cause what would they say
If they ever knew
And so we're

Casting spells as fast as we can
Launch 'em all in the narrowest span
Tryin' to kill all the foes in the fight
And when we've fought just a little
And we tumble to the ground
And then you say

I'm all out of surges
I'm also out of powers I get once a day
I'm all out of courage
The 15 Minute Day is the only way

 

[Gulla]

And I think Meepo also deserves a song. (This time I do apologize to Jerry Bock)

If I were a Dragon
[Meepo sitting on a stone in front of a small Tiamat shrine. Looking down on his 2 Copper Coins]
"Dear Tiamat, you made many, many small, poor kobolds.
I realize, of course, that it's no shame to be poor. Or a kobold.
But it's no great honor either!
So, what would have been so terrible if I were big and mighty and had a small fortune?"

...

If I were a Dragon,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big dragon!
Wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a very very rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-di Dragon.

I'd have a big deep lair with rooms by the dozen,
High in the summit of a cliff
a pile of gold with cells full of slaves below.
There would be one huge shaft for flight going up,
And one convoluted coming down,
And lots of dead ends filled with traps for show.

I'd fill my caves with kobolds, goblins and lizard-men
to protect my treasure pile.
Killing any adventure knight that came.
with poison traps and pits and ambush and bows
they'd slow them and put their heads on pikes
to tell the world don't mess with this Dragon.

If I were a Dragon,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big dragon!
Wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
If I were a very very rich,
Yidle-diddle-didle-di Dragon.

I see my tribe, my Horde, looking like a dragon's slaves
With a proper humble stance.
Setting traps and worshiping me from fear
I see them bullying and bossing all the other tribes
through the power of my name
Bringing me the spoils that I hold dear!

The most important scholars seeking out my wisdom
would bow in the dust below
Crawling like worms for me
"If you please, oh! Meepo..."
"Pardon us, oh! Meepo..."
Posing problems that would cross a cleric's eyes!

And it won't make one bit of difference if I answer right or wrong.
Everyone knows Dragons know it all!

As a Dragon, I'd have the time that I lack
to lay in my lair and count my coins
And maybe learn some spells or fly to see
If my domain was safe from wizards and trolls and make them pay tribute just to me
And that would be the sweetest thing of all.

If I were a Dragon,
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum.
If I were a big dragon!
Wouldn't have to work hard.
Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.

Tiamat! so mighty and so old
You made me a puny, small kobold
Think of all the heavy, shiny gold
you'd get if I were a Dragon!


And the original (from the movie):
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=244Str11YNA]YouTube - ‪If I Were a Rich Man - Fiddler on the Roof (1971)‬‏[/ame]

 

[Wycen]

Huh.

I figured this was a thread about

Forums I'd Like to Kiss.

Or Kill?
Kegel?
Klepto?
Keep?
Considering what I found, maybe karaoke?