Kegel, definitely kegel.
FILK You, EN World!
USE YOUR ARCANE POWERS (Wild Cherry's "Play that funky music")
Hey, do it now
Yeah, hey
Hey, Once I was a funky Wizard
Part of an adventuring Band
I never had no problems, yeah
Burnin' down foes where they stand
And everything around me, yeah
Got to start to feelin' so fine
And we decided quickly (Yeah we did)
To wander down and check out the mines
Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to C'thulhu
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Wiggle your fingers and use your arcane powers or we'll die
Or we'll die
Oh ya, ya
I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish (How could I)
To not see I was the one behind
So still we kept on fighting
Well, losing every step of the way
I said, I must go back there (I got to go back)
And check to see if things still the same
Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to C'thulhu
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Wiggle your fingers and use your arcane powers or we'll die
Or we'll die, ya
Or we'll die
(Gonna use that incredible arcane power, yeah)
(Hey, wait a minute)
Now first it wasn't easy
Castin' Rock to Mud and Haste
and things were getting shaky
I didn't have a moment to waste
But then it got so much better (it's so much better)
I cast my spells every which way
But I never lost that feelin' (no I won't)
Of how I learned my lesson that day
Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to C'thulhu
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Wiggle your fingers and use your arcane powers or we'll die
Or we'll die
Oh or we'll die
They shouted Use your arcane powers
(Use your arcane powers)
Use your arcane powers
(You Gotta keep on usin' arcane powers)
Use your arcane powers
(Use your arcane powers)
Use your arcane powers
(Come and take you higher, ya)
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right, ya
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Hey, do it now
Yeah, hey
Hey, Once I was a funky Wizard
Part of an adventuring Band
I never had no problems, yeah
Burnin' down foes where they stand
And everything around me, yeah
Got to start to feelin' so fine
And we decided quickly (Yeah we did)
To wander down and check out the mines
Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to C'thulhu
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Wiggle your fingers and use your arcane powers or we'll die
Or we'll die
Oh ya, ya
I tried to understand this
I thought that they were out of their minds
How could I be so foolish (How could I)
To not see I was the one behind
So still we kept on fighting
Well, losing every step of the way
I said, I must go back there (I got to go back)
And check to see if things still the same
Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to C'thulhu
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Wiggle your fingers and use your arcane powers or we'll die
Or we'll die, ya
Or we'll die
(Gonna use that incredible arcane power, yeah)
(Hey, wait a minute)
Now first it wasn't easy
Castin' Rock to Mud and Haste
and things were getting shaky
I didn't have a moment to waste
But then it got so much better (it's so much better)
I cast my spells every which way
But I never lost that feelin' (no I won't)
Of how I learned my lesson that day
Yeah, they was dancin' and singin' and movin' to C'thulhu
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Wiggle your fingers and use your arcane powers or we'll die
Or we'll die
Oh or we'll die
They shouted Use your arcane powers
(Use your arcane powers)
Use your arcane powers
(You Gotta keep on usin' arcane powers)
Use your arcane powers
(Use your arcane powers)
Use your arcane powers
(Come and take you higher, ya)
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right, ya
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Use your arcane powers Mage-boy
Use your arcane powers right
Gulla
Adventurer
I was trying to do one to Thriller, but that is a gaming song already. No FILKing needed. So instead I bring you:
Roll it!
They say a knight should never come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
There's fire in their eyes and their auras make it clear
So roll it, just roll It
You better run, you better leave while you can
you should have stayed a warrior, a simple man
but you would be a paladin, so do what you can
and roll it, and you'll smite them all down!
Just roll it! Roll it!
Smite the evil and control it!
Show them how funky strong is your Light
Smite them to pieces Show then who's Right!
Just roll it, roll it
Just roll it, roll it
Just roll it, roll it
Just roll it, roll it
They're out to get you, should have left while you could
Don't wanna be a wimp, you're a Champion of Good
You wanna stay alive but the message from God
was roll it, just roll it.
Now you have shown them that you're really not scared
You're playing with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll bite kick you and they beat you but your Light will shine Clear
so roll it, and you'll smite them all down!
Just roll it! Roll it! Roll it! Roll it!
Smite the evil and control it!
Show them how funky strong is your Light
Smite them to pieces Show then who's Right!
Just roll it! Roll it! Roll it! Roll it!
[Repeat chorus ad lib]
Original is here: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk[/ame]
Roll it!
They say a knight should never come around here
Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear
There's fire in their eyes and their auras make it clear
So roll it, just roll It
You better run, you better leave while you can
you should have stayed a warrior, a simple man
but you would be a paladin, so do what you can
and roll it, and you'll smite them all down!
Just roll it! Roll it!
Smite the evil and control it!
Show them how funky strong is your Light
Smite them to pieces Show then who's Right!
Just roll it, roll it
Just roll it, roll it
Just roll it, roll it
Just roll it, roll it
They're out to get you, should have left while you could
Don't wanna be a wimp, you're a Champion of Good
You wanna stay alive but the message from God
was roll it, just roll it.
Now you have shown them that you're really not scared
You're playing with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll bite kick you and they beat you but your Light will shine Clear
so roll it, and you'll smite them all down!
Just roll it! Roll it! Roll it! Roll it!
Smite the evil and control it!
Show them how funky strong is your Light
Smite them to pieces Show then who's Right!
Just roll it! Roll it! Roll it! Roll it!
[Repeat chorus ad lib]
Original is here: [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym0hZG-zNOk[/ame]
Good one!
I ran into the same thing with Van Halen's "Mean Streets"
I ran into the same thing with Van Halen's "Mean Streets"
tuxgeo
Adventurer
Here's my filking of "Here We Come A-Wassailing," posted to cheer PC up at the time of the Reveille fiasco.
I also made of couple of bardic filks for "Plastic Jesus" and "Blue Champagne" in my first blog entry.
I also made of couple of bardic filks for "Plastic Jesus" and "Blue Champagne" in my first blog entry.
SMELLS LIKE AN AMBUSH (Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit")
Sharpen your swords and bring your shields
We're good to draw and bloody steel
We're all well armed and self-assured
We will turn back the Orcish horde
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low,
With no torches, it's less dangerous
Where we are now, they can't see us
We are hidden and courageous
Where we are now, they can't see us
Proud warriors and arcanists
And our archers who will not miss
Yeah, hey, yay
To lead men is what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low,
With no torches, it's less dangerous
Where we are now, they can't see us
We are hidden and courageous
Where we are now, they can't see us
Proud warriors and arcanists
And our archers who will not miss
Yeah, hey, yay
I bite my lip and blood I taste
It's saltiness, it makes me smile
I planned this trap, it's grand design
And now we just await the sign
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low,
With no torches, it's less dangerous
Where we are now, they can't see us
We are hidden and courageous
Where we are now, they can't see us
Proud warriors and arcanists
And our archers who will not miss
Our survival, our survival
Our survival, our survival
Our survival, our survival
Our survival, our survival
Our survival
Sharpen your swords and bring your shields
We're good to draw and bloody steel
We're all well armed and self-assured
We will turn back the Orcish horde
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low,
With no torches, it's less dangerous
Where we are now, they can't see us
We are hidden and courageous
Where we are now, they can't see us
Proud warriors and arcanists
And our archers who will not miss
Yeah, hey, yay
To lead men is what I do best
And for this gift I feel blessed
Our little group has always been
And always will until the end
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low,
With no torches, it's less dangerous
Where we are now, they can't see us
We are hidden and courageous
Where we are now, they can't see us
Proud warriors and arcanists
And our archers who will not miss
Yeah, hey, yay
I bite my lip and blood I taste
It's saltiness, it makes me smile
I planned this trap, it's grand design
And now we just await the sign
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low, how low?
Stay low, stay low, stay low,
With no torches, it's less dangerous
Where we are now, they can't see us
We are hidden and courageous
Where we are now, they can't see us
Proud warriors and arcanists
And our archers who will not miss
Our survival, our survival
Our survival, our survival
Our survival, our survival
Our survival, our survival
Our survival
CODZILLA (Blue Öyster Cult "Godzilla")
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He tears the DM' high-power foes down
Helpless players both left and right
See, bug-eyed, how he fights without them
He polymorphs, casts and he throws weight around
As he flies through adventures for the power-game crown
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go CoDzilla
No, won't play him anymore
No more CoDzilla
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go CoDzilla
No, won't play him anymore
No more CoDzilla
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go CoDzilla
No, won't play him anymore
No more CoDzilla
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He tears the DM' high-power foes down
Helpless players both left and right
See, bug-eyed, how he fights without them
He polymorphs, casts and he throws weight around
As he flies through adventures for the power-game crown
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go CoDzilla
No, won't play him anymore
No more CoDzilla
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go CoDzilla
No, won't play him anymore
No more CoDzilla
Oh, no, they say he's got to go
Go go CoDzilla
No, won't play him anymore
No more CoDzilla
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
History shows again and again how munchkins point out the folly of man
CoDzilla!
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