As a supervillain, you have obtained near-absolute control of a small country, and are about to receive (through a series of cunning manueverings) international recognition. However, one of your lieutenants has just reported that your compound has been breached, and the intruders have been contained in one of your tool sheds, in which an assortment of tools and artifacts have been stored.
The intruders have been identified as a renegade mercenary group known as the "A-Team", the international spy known only as "MacGuyver", and one Archaeologist by the name of "Jackie Chan", who is being accompanied by a small girl.
Your reaction is, of course, to...