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[Aeson]

The woman I saw was not as hawt as Salma but was "bigger".
Also wearing a tight shirt in the rain.

I often say I love a woman's smile the most. Then again I haven't almost wrecked over a smile.lol I suppose it's a side effect of the breastfeeding= bad, formula=good 70s.
From a biological stand point. A beautiful smile can't feed a brood of youngins.

 

[Scott DeWar]

I am not into the pleasure of pain on any measure, but i once had the pleasure of smacking my nose on a firm breast before. she took it as a complement that I actually got a bloody nose from it. I was too embarrassed to say any thing more witty then "Ouch"

 

[Aeson]

I am not into the pleasure of pain on any measure, but i once had the pleasure of smacking my nose on a firm breast before. she took it as a complement that I actually got a bloody nose from it. I was too embarrassed to say any thing more witty then "Ouch"

"Thank you" comes to mind.

Answers to the what happened questions

"You should see the other guy"
"I got boob-slapped"
"Next time I'll word my wish spell differently."
"We were filming a live action anime harem comedy"

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Re: me

 

[Aeson]

Lookin sharp

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Thanks.

Regarding the loud hat: I think I understand golf a little better now. The bright colors; bold- sometimes clashing- patterns? It’s reverse camouflage, ensuring you’re seen on the links. IOW, it’s a safety adaptation.

I, however, don’t play or watch the game beyond highlights on TV*. Thus, I am (to modify an aphorism) all hat, no golf clubs.






* I did go to the Byron Nelson once. Free tickets.

 

[Aeson]

Am I racist if I wasn't impressed by Black Panther? Nothing in it was that special. It is not worthy of an Oscar. People's Choice maybe. I predict it'll go yard on the People's Choice awards. Michael B Jordan might get a best supporting nom. I just don't think he'll win. The academy seems to think so also, that's why they tried to make a category it could win. Most popular? Again, that's what the People's Choice and MTV Awards are for. I did like it more than Thor Ragnarok. That just could be my dislike of Thor and Chris Hemsworth. I cheered when he died in Cabin in the Woods and Red Dawn.

 

[jonesy]

Which superhero movies do have Oscars? As I recall at least Superman-78, Batman-89, The Dark Knight, and the Incredibles.

And, surprisingly, Suicide Squad.

Edit: wait a minute. B89 has the Joker, so does TDK. AND Suicide Squad? Is the Joker automatic oscar-bait?

 

[Aeson]

Which superhero movies do have Oscars? As I recall at least Superman-78, Batman-89, The Dark Knight, and the Incredibles.

And, surprisingly, Suicide Squad.

Edit: wait a minute. B89 has the Joker, so does TDK. AND Suicide Squad? Is the Joker automatic oscar-bait?

I think Suicide Squad's Oscar sit solely on these sexy shoulders.

 

[Aeson]

I figured it out. These douchebags with the unnecessaryly loud and obnoxious vehicles are saying. "I am MAN! Hear my vehicle ROAR!" I think I'm on the verge of learning primitive man's limited vocabulary. Now if I can understand all the grunts, hoot, and whistles.

This might help me find a mate. If I appear to be as dumb as a stump and use loud noises as a replacement for chest beating and plumage.