Rystil Arden
First Post
"Pretty eloquent for a Clank."
"The other lubber says he ain't a Clank, Cap'n."
"Interesting, and he looks strange...then he isn't...?"
"The 'Terrorist' what everyone's been whisperin' about? Aye, that be he."
"I see..." finished with the little Clank, she pets it gently on the head and sets it down, "Well, if you have all never heard of me, I must introduce myself. I am the infamous pirate captain Rhiana Nyvh, Blademistress and Rogue Spark, feared across the Seven Skies, beloved by the rebels of the Wilds and the misfits of the Dismal Deeps for her great capers and exploits..." the Captain grows continually more excited as she speaks, air fencing with her hand as if she were holding an invisible rapier and fighting back a horde of slavering beasts.
"And her modesty..."
"Yes of course, and her modesty!" Rhiana continues excitedly before slowing down to parse it, "Hey, wait! That's not funny," she waves her hand in mock-disgust.
"So anyway, since I am a Spark myself, trying to use Spark status for leverage will not, you see, work very well. No, you, Anvuss, will serve aboard my crew for a time to repay the debt you earned when I saved you. Your thoroughly rude buddy here is a different case, though. By all rights, as a stowaway, I should have him walk the plank, but as he is the Terrorist, he has piqued my interest," she turns to Kharas, "You may stay as well, but you will be paying for the privilege of acting the passenger and swabbing the decks for a time as penalty for stowing away. I think that'll square it."
"The other lubber says he ain't a Clank, Cap'n."
"Interesting, and he looks strange...then he isn't...?"
"The 'Terrorist' what everyone's been whisperin' about? Aye, that be he."
"I see..." finished with the little Clank, she pets it gently on the head and sets it down, "Well, if you have all never heard of me, I must introduce myself. I am the infamous pirate captain Rhiana Nyvh, Blademistress and Rogue Spark, feared across the Seven Skies, beloved by the rebels of the Wilds and the misfits of the Dismal Deeps for her great capers and exploits..." the Captain grows continually more excited as she speaks, air fencing with her hand as if she were holding an invisible rapier and fighting back a horde of slavering beasts.
"And her modesty..."
"Yes of course, and her modesty!" Rhiana continues excitedly before slowing down to parse it, "Hey, wait! That's not funny," she waves her hand in mock-disgust.
"So anyway, since I am a Spark myself, trying to use Spark status for leverage will not, you see, work very well. No, you, Anvuss, will serve aboard my crew for a time to repay the debt you earned when I saved you. Your thoroughly rude buddy here is a different case, though. By all rights, as a stowaway, I should have him walk the plank, but as he is the Terrorist, he has piqued my interest," she turns to Kharas, "You may stay as well, but you will be paying for the privilege of acting the passenger and swabbing the decks for a time as penalty for stowing away. I think that'll square it."