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jonesy

A Wicked Kendragon
A Zombie. Just a bog standard zombie. Able to talk sloooowly.

A bard whose instrument is a grand piano on wheels that he has to wheel around.

Twin sisters who are both sorcerers. But each of them only has half of a sorcerors normal allotment of spells. Together they are one sorceror. To cast spells they have to hold hands.
 

Halivar

First Post
The Omnipotent Thespian Bard. He's a bard. He's a thespian. And he's also aware that he is in a role-playing game. He enjoys breaking the fourth wall, and making long, dramatic aside monologues in the middle of fights (thus delaying his turn) to the audience. He's also read the Monster Manual, but remembers the entries all wrong.
 

Wild Gazebo

Explorer
-Dwarven Acrobat
-Sullen Farmer
-Elven Composer
-Goblin Poet


Some that I've done and had fun with:

-Dwarven Bard with a pipe organ on a wagon.
-Human artist with no combat skills.
-Necromancer who doesn't like necromancy (family business)
-Sorcerer Farmer who doesn't have any arcane skills and isn't sure how he learned how to cast magic.
-Paladin Pacifist who traded in his holy avenger for two blackjacks.
-Goblin philosopher who recognizes that theoretically the party 'should' engage in combat but doesn't have a firm grasp that it is 'right to' engage in combat.
 




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