Glyph of Warding (Lightning).
Explosive Runes on the Seat (Thanks OotS).
Beware! Kobolds live down there!
Owner not responsible for any genitilia Severed and eaten by Otyughs.
Crude Drawing of:
l (Halfling Penis)
l (Human
l Penis)
l (Dwarf
l Penis)
l
l (Orc
l Penis)
l
l
l
l
l (Storm
l Giant
l Penis)
l
l
l
. (Elf Penis)
Bedit Doubles as Decantur of Endless Water. The Command Word for the Salt Water Geysor is at Eye level when unit is being 'Used'
"Klaatu Varata Nicto!"
"As a Lich, soft tissue would the first to shrivel and be destroyed; Thus Vecna has no Penis!"
"LEROY JENKINS!"
"Who the (Bleep) rolled at Nat 1 in Here! Urinating is a SKILL CHECK for CRYING OUT LOUD. Take 10 if you can't hit the target!"
(Crude drawing of Halfling Maiden 'serving' several Ogres; indicating just why they get a Bonus to Dex based Checks).
And my Favorite:
Crossbow Trap with +1 Bolt of Wounding hidden down the Toilet Hole. Not only Flat-Footed, but Dropped Pants!