Help me cover a Tavern Bathroom Wall with Grafitti

[Wik]

"Halflings don't need kneepads."

BoooOOOoo! *hiss*

 

[Bryntryst]

The woods of the Eldeen reaches,
Are devoid of any good beaches.
But that doesn't keep the elves in the deep,
From bathing without any breeches.

 

[Numion]

My CR is your CR +1.

 

[seans23]

Toilet Paper Provided by Explosive Runes, Inc.

 

[Remathilis]

Portal to Sigil, Anyone wanna guess the Key? (Arrow points at pot)

 

[techprof]

'Lay your hands on this!'