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As opposed to Bacon or Zucchini Essentials are quite obviously a rip-off of my upcoming product.
Meat shaped in the form of, and designed to taste slightly like Broccoli (if you haven't eaten broccoli in a long time, or you're a hard-core meatatarian trying to convince his friend's it's just like the real thing seriously can't even tell..)
It's going to be called Moccoli and on the back of the box the tagline will be "Screw you vegetarians!"
Obviously we're all winners on this one.
Except for vegetarians- but who cares about them.
Meat shaped in the form of, and designed to taste slightly like Broccoli (if you haven't eaten broccoli in a long time, or you're a hard-core meatatarian trying to convince his friend's it's just like the real thing seriously can't even tell..)
It's going to be called Moccoli and on the back of the box the tagline will be "Screw you vegetarians!"
Obviously we're all winners on this one.
Except for vegetarians- but who cares about them.