Lanefan
Victoria Rules
Yeah, six sentences - even to do the "actual backstory" part - does sound a bit optimistic.I find it highly unlikely that you could fit all of the information that you've said above that you require into six sentences. If you had examples, from characters that are (were) actually in games, that would help.
I don't mind doing it once the character has already lasted long enough that I know it's got a chance to survive for a while longer.It still seems like a butt-load of work, on top of making the character in the first place and, presumably, establishing connections to the other player characters, now I have to come up with several (3 contacts, at least two family members, and an unspecified number of friends and enemies) NPCs. That seems like stuff the DM should be doing.
I'm sure as blazes not going to do all this for a character that could very well die in its first adventure, which many of them do. Sometimes I never formally do any of this even for a long-lasting character, as its background and story has grown organically through the run of play.
That said, there's various generic background generators out there if you'd rather the dice tell you about your family etc.; this can at times be a lot faster than trying to make something up. I'd suggest that any DM who insists on background have one of these to hand.
Lanefan