I Am God!

[Phion]

Have lots of powers, and then quest they can do to eliminate those powers.

For instance, they go on a quest to bring you a slice of pizza from the other side of the table (which would be 25' long in game). Then you can't cast any spell that requires the verbal component since your chewing.

other one could be to steal some of your dice so you can roll them, carry a flashlight to shine in your eyes to blind you, laying down d4's to hurt your hand if you reach for something, and take the DM screen so you can fudge rolls.

On that note they should basically attack the DM where he is weakest. Reality. No XP, just a lawsuit.

 

[alex dabney]

Well no. They arent coming into the real world. Im being brought into the d&d world

 

[mellored]

On that note they should basically attack the DM where he is weakest. Reality. No XP, just a lawsuit.

Crotch Shot: If the DM takes more then 20 damage to the crotch, he can use a reaction to move from the table. He is stunned until he makes a constitution save.

 

[Phion]

Crotch Shot: If the DM takes more then 20 damage to the crotch, he can use a reaction to move from the table. He is stunned until he makes a constitution save.

The DM passes his check. On his turn he attempts to shuffle to the phone with as much dignity as possible, however he walks over his tears on a slippery kitchen surface and must make a acrobatics check.

 

[alex dabney]

This thread has become the best part of my day. Thank you

 

[Voort]

There are ancient, closely-guarded spells that can distract & stun even a god...but on this side of the table they sound exactly like Monty Python quotes.