One final point - your initial personal and vituperative attack was not warranted. Your most honourable and graceful course of action at this point would be to apologise for it. Your follow-up was excessive and unnecessarily personal, but somewhat explainable vis MBC's robust response to your original, unwarranted assault.
Thank you kindly for the defense, mate. Pretty sure the above isn't going to happen though!
Meh, he earned an ignore from me, and that's HARD, he's pretty good, lol.
I have yet to ignore anyone and I probably won't do it with this guy just yet. And agreed, this is some unhinged, ridiculous (and abjectly wrong) motive-hunting/extrapolation/comprehension...that makes for stout trollage. The only way I could possibly respond to that mess would be with both barrels. But I don't care so I'm not going to!
Anyway, climbing back out of that weird rabbit hole and back to reality! How about something topical!
The legendary general, cultural reformer, politician, peasant-samurai...I give you Hideyoshi Toyotomi! Of course this is 1st level. He'd probably need to go Longhand Guardian or Battle Captain as Paragon Path and then Legendary Sovereign as Epic Destiny.
1) This guy has worked his way up in society. He has connections galore, can grease palms and con folks, demands respect and inspires fear.
2) He has a sharp mind, he's gathered a forensic knowledge-base, and can apply it physically.
3) He is a leader of men on and off the battlefield, being formidable in planning a siege, leading the charge with his spear/martial prowess, and when negotiating surrender.
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level 1
Human, Warlord (Marshal)
Student of the Sword Option: Student of Two-Handed Weapons
Warlord Option: Canny Leader
Commanding Presence Option: Resourceful Presence
Human Power Selection Option: Heroic Effort
Society - Poor (+2 to Streetwise)
Theme: Samurai
FINAL ABILITY SCORES
STR 16, CON 12, DEX 10, INT 14, WIS 13, CHA 14
STARTING ABILITY SCORES
STR 14, CON 12, DEX 10, INT 14, WIS 13, CHA 14
AC: 16 Fort: 16 Ref: 14 Will: 15
HP: 24 Surges: 8 Surge Value: 6
TRAINED SKILLS
Athletics +7, Diplomacy +7, Endurance +5, History +7, Intimidate +7, Streetwise +9
UNTRAINED SKILLS
Acrobatics –1, Arcana +2, Bluff +2, Dungeoneering +1, Heal +1, Insight +3, Nature +1, Perception +3, Religion +2, Stealth –1, Thievery –1
POWERS
Basic Attack: Melee Basic Attack
Basic Attack: Ranged Basic Attack
Samurai Utility: Iaijutsu
Human Racial Power: Heroic Effort
Warlord Feature: Inspiring Word
Warlord Attack 1: Commander's Strike
Warlord Attack 1: Brash Assault
Warlord Attack 1: Vengeance is Mine
Warlord Attack 1: Orchestrated Offensive
FEATS
Student of the Sword
Level 1: Weapon Proficiency (Greatspear)
ITEMS
Greatspear x1
Chainmail x1
Amulet of Protection +1 x1
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