Lets Make Some Silly Magic Items!

[Stormonu]

The Ric Rod: Touching a target allows you to cast a geas on the target. The geas can include up to five actions the target can be prevented from doing, such as:

- Never going to give you up
- never going to let you down
- Never going to run around
- Never going to hurt you
- Never going to make you cry

and so on.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I bet when found, it looks like another kind of wand (determine at random)...

 

[Lwaxy]

Ohh I need that!

 

[Electric Wizard]

Edible Shield
This seems like an unremarkable wood and steel shield. But when it's roasted over an open fire or baked in an oven, it becomes surprisingly delicious and easy on the stomach. Its appearance often gives some clue to its taste. A shield with chicken, fish or pig emblems taste like their respective meats. Grain and vegetable emblems are also known to exist.

Hat of the Peacock
Any man wearing this jaunty, flamboyant hat gains supernatural confidence in his ability to woo women. Unfortunately for the duped wearer, the hat actually is a supernatural woman repellant. Even if the world's handsomest, most charming man in the kingdom wore this to a ball, no woman would want him. The wearer is often oblivious to the true nature of the hat despite the reactions he gets.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

The Hat of the Peacock was the inspiration for another item, The Floppy Hat.

This is a shapeless, non-descript brown hat actually does increase the werer's attractiveness to women, but ultimately, makes him unable to capitalize upon this fact...