I was standing around one day, smoking a cigarette with an aquaintance of mine on a break (we were rehearsing for a play). This guy is always way oversexed, so naturally, he checking out the young hotties running around in leotards (A midsummer night's dream) and he points one out. "She's cute." and another "I'd like to see more of that." "Ohh, look at that one! She's. . . MY DAUGHTER! Oh, boy, That's bad, huh? I am an old perv. . . But she is pretty cute, if I do say so myself."
Believe it or not, it really happened.