These two are not mine; they're from RPGnet, but I think they deserve reporting.
First: Someone decided to play a cleric, a man of peace, and called him Ghandi. Fairly transparent right there. But Ghandi died, and this player decided to make a different character. Ghandi's evil twin, Snake Ghandi.
The name says it all, really.
Second: This one isn't remotely Grandma-safe, so I'll sprinkle it with pretty stars (and even then it's making my internal language filters queasy). The quintessential PC: Killf**k Soulsh**ter.
Hard to get more focused than that, isn't it?