OoTS #514

[Presto2112]

It seems to be one of the most widely forgotten facts about OotS that Belkar is not a rogue.

Holy crap! I'm dumb! My brain just screams ROGUE when associated with Belkar.

Well, fine. He added favored enemy damage to the pineapple?

 

[Xath]

Still won't help a ranger/barbarian do sneak attack damage.

Maybe he lied about his classes. It is Belkar, after all.

 

[mhensley]

Do you think the Wights will be happier in 4th edition when there's something fun to suck at every level?

Well except that there won't be level draining in 4e.

 

[Jakar]

Isn't that sexy shoeless god of war?

Either way, Belkar! Wooo!!!

Naaaa....I do not find him sexxy. I like my halfling with more hair

 

[Darklone]

Maybe he lied about his classes. It is Belkar, after all.

Do you really think he would take a sissy class with NOT full BAB???

NEVAH!

 

[kenobi65]

Maybe he lied about his classes. It is Belkar, after all.

That could make for a good OotS moment:

Belkar: [stab] [stab] "Sneak attack! Sneak attack!"

Monster: "Ow! Can you do that? Are you a rogue?"

Belkar (bluffs): "Sure."

Monster (fails Sense Motive): *dies*

 

[AnonymousOne]

The poor fellow has been reduced to chucking fruit...

 

[Deset Gled]

The poor fellow has been reduced to chucking fruit...

Fresh fruit not good enough for you, eh? Well I'll tell you something, my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don't come crying to me!

 

[mara]

The poor fellow has been reduced to chucking fruit...

*Spiky* fruit.

 

[Asmor]

*Spiky* fruit.

Seriously, Pineapples can be painful to handle improperly... I imagine getting one chucked at your noggin ain't gonna feel that great!

And for anyone who doesn't think a pineapple can be sadistic enough for Belkar, I kindly refer you to the movie Little Nicky.