Anthony nods, and starts walking downward and towards the Lady's Ward, making sure the primes follow. "Right then, welcome to Sigil, The City of Doors. This lovely burg is sichawated atop an infinitely tall mountain we call the Spire, somewhere in the center of an nigh infinite plane known as the Outlands. Go figure. In any case, we've got doors here leadin to anywhere and everywhere in the multiverse, assumin' you can find 'em, an you know the key. Now ya might think, 'How's a place like this not get taken over by every sodding faction an' power an whatever else' Well that would be due to The Lady. The Lady o' Pain, exactly what or who she is, not a berk nor blood nor graybeard knows for sure. She never speaks, and her shadow is death to any it falls on. I mean it, they get nicked up, cut to pieces! Course she seems to be able to control that comehow, her shadow I mean. Also, she don't twig to bein' worshiped, so don't try it 'less you twig to the idea o' getting penned inta the dead book." Anthony see a Dabus floating allong and leads the group in it's dierection. "See that basher o'er there? The floaty one? That's a Dabus, they're the Lady's servants far as any can tell." Anthony approaches the Dabus and calls out, " 'Scuse me, Dabus, I'm sorry if I'm interruptin' something but if yer not too busy could you spare the time to show these primes somethin o' the Lady?"
(OOC: Diplomacy +16 (7 ranks, Cha +4, Misc +5) I can't remember whether you said you wanted us to do our rolls on invisible castle or whether you would roll them yourself, but here's my Diplomacy mod.)