Spoilers Rebel Moon-my spoiler review

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Me neithr, but that probably means that it was just cut from the LotR movie script just like Tom Bombadil, right?

Who do you think was flying the plane?

 

[John R Davis]

If you like long n slow motion montages of wheat being harvested I highly recommend part two

 

[Autumnal]

If you like long n slow motion montages of wheat being harvested I highly recommend part two

We’ve got Andrei Tarkovsky at home.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

If you like long n slow motion montages of wheat being harvested I highly recommend part two

That collector's edition Gladiator Blu-Ray is now a tax write-off.

 

[Ryujin]

Now I'm stuck between watching it, just to see how bad bad can get and not watching it, because I don't want to encourage this kind of crap.

 

[Stalker0]

Now I'm stuck between watching it, just to see how bad bad can get and not watching it, because I don't want to encourage this kind of crap.

here's the issue. Its not bad in that funny way when something is so bad there is an entertainment aspect to it.

Its just bad in that boring this sucks why am I watching this way. Its just a waste of your time, let it go I say!

 

[beta-ray]

is it possible that "Zack Snyder" is actually AI?

Think about what that second letter in the acronym is…

I actually didn't watch either part so maybe I am being too harsh. However, I have watch previous movies of his. I did not like them.

 

[Morrus]

If you like long n slow motion montages of wheat being harvested I highly recommend part two

This is accurate.

Also if you like lightsabers.

Slow-mo harvest with mournful choirs in the background plus slo-mo lightsabers with mournful choirs in the background.

For the subset of people who adore slow-mo harvests with mournful choirs in the background plus slo-mo lightsabers with mournful choirs in the background, this movie is perfection.

 

[Ryujin]

here's the issue. Its not bad in that funny way when something is so bad there is an entertainment aspect to it.

Its just bad in that boring this sucks why am I watching this way. Its just a waste of your time, let it go I say!

So "ponderously bad" rather than "ridiculously bad." Got it.

 

[Tonguez]

Finally had nothing better to do so watched part 2, and it was extremely boring, it really was a single village life montage scene and a single battle sequence spread over excrutiating hours, the only entertaining bit was the lightsabre fight while sliding down the deck of an exploding ship,

Dunno why they bothered with ressurecting the bad guy or the team backstories that should have been in part one or manual callibration of guns on a starship or or the whole rebel fleet innspitfires or the purpose of antler wearing CP3O or …