"...S is for stealthiness; T is for triumph, magnanimity in; U is for unselfishness; V is for vainglory, total lack of; W is for wonder, childlike sense of, and many other things; X is for, um, extensive experience in exhortation; Y is for young women, comforting but not taking advantage of, er, of; and Z is for zeal and zest in everything he does. That, Galwynn, is a partial list of the good qualities of Keldar Warbray." So says the young human man who has just burst through the door as he crosses the room to the table where the gnome wizard sits.
"Findus! We're back, with news," he calls.