As the human makes his flip and rights himself from the resulting tumble, the humor of his antics worm their way through the grumpiness that plagued her. “Well, at least the hat’s OK.” She murmurs as Pis returns to the group. “Very well, I shall allow you to hear the tale of the mighty Susan, and how he /almost/ single handedly fought off the ferocious owlbear.” Catching Jarren’s eye, she offers a quick wink before moving on.
Motioning the group small group closer, she steps one foot onto a chair and leans in over the table to being her story, “The mighty Susan had heard from a poor disheveled elf that there was a crazed owlbear rampaging though their woods, slaughtering animals and men alike. Now, Susan knew that owlbears don’t just randomly wander into a new area, someone must have put it there, be it a great House playing games, left overs from weird experiments, or the elves trying to lure unexpecting adventurers to their deaths, but he didn’t care, the beast was there, and it needed to be stopped.
Susan led his small band into the heart of the beasts domain, until it was spotted at the far end of a clearing. Now, common practice would say to allow those with ranged ability to soften it up before charging into battle, but the mighty Susan isn’t common, and she charged straight at the owlbear. The two titans clashed and the earth shook with the weight of their blows. Time passed as the two fought, Susan’s companions lending help when they could, but suddenly, some fragile little Kenku fluttered down from the branches above. Susan was right! The beast was the puppet in anothers twisted plot. Susan ordered his companions to deal with the weak birdfolk while he continued to combat the true power. Before long, Susan and his companions were victorious, and the elves threw a party to celebrate Susan’s heroic actions." Ryda watches the warforged as she tells her tale, curious how he will react to this telling of their tale.
[Sblock=OOC]sheesh, it took me that long to type it out that I have even more to respond to... oy.[/sblock]