The Gods Hate Us

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

With everything seeming to go wrong, the Giant's panicked expression holds. Despite this, he manages to keep his resolve and focus, bearing the brunt of his anger down on the small frog like creature who had ruined another of his attempts to hide from view. An angry curse escaping his lips, the Giant brings down his large morningstar down at Pabsit in three heavy swings.

((Full attack against Pabsit...first attack is a 42. Hits and Pabsit takes 31 damage. Second attack is a 27. Misses. Third attack is a 31. Also misses.

Just needs Lou's action. In the meantime, any changes for the rest of you?

EDIT: Nearly forgot the map! Note that this takes into account Baril's climb down the wall.))

 

[deadestdai]

Pabsit Lvl 5 Fighter/3 Rogue/10 Order of the Bow Initiate HP's 130/161

Spoiler

**OOC: Change Pabsit's action to a full attack, four shots directly at the Giant. +35/+30/+25/+20, 1d6+14+1d6"Exit" dam, Crit 19-20 x3 (Including bonuses from Point Blank Shot feat) No AoO due to Pabsit's class ability, Close Combat Shot - This giant made a mistake when he messed with this lil froggie.... ;(**

Pabsit managed to dodge the massive mace so that it didn't completely grind him. Spat out dark blood, and in a blur, let loose four arrows, a Grippli curse sending death on it's mission.

 

[Zerth]

Baril

(OOC: Nope, no changes. Baril will still try to find a way to open the gate. Is there anybody near the gate inside the walls?)

 

[Lefferts]

ooc - Oskar will go ahead with his full attack.

copied from earlier post for easy giant-killing reference:
+28/28/23/18,1d10+15,19-20x3 (+3d6 sneak attack if applicable), still dodging the giant for an AC of 46.

 

[guedo79]

The stone faced Lousin pulls another arrow from his quill, takes aim, and lets it fly. Three more follow behind the first arrow.

(+24/+18/+14/+8 1d8+5 + 1d6 all nonlethal x3 Piercing)

 

[Isida Kep'Tukari]

OOC - No changes. Ruslan simply wishes for this fool to die.

 

[Ankh-Morpork Guard]

((Lou's attacks: First is a 32. Hits and deals 16 nonlethal damage. Second attack is a 26. Misses. Third is a 27. Misses. Last attack is a 19. Miss.))

The first arrow flies true, catching the Giant in the torso and getting a grunt out of the creature. In fact, it sounds more like he's taken a strong punch than an arrow digging into him. The other three arrows, however, fly wide and miss the large mass of the Giant.

((Oskar's first attack is a 40. Hits and Giant takes 24 damage. Second is a 39. Hits and Giant takes 17 damage. Third is a 29. Hits and deals 22 damage. Last attack is a 23. Misses.))

As the Giant is recovering from the winded look after taking the arrow hit, Oskar's axe is already swinging. Three quick strikes slash across the legs of the Giant, tearing up the dull grey skin and digging deep. With a curse and slight stumble, the Giant somehow managed to put his large mace in the way of the last strike, catching it and preventing more deep slashes along his legs.

((Pabsit's first attack is a 37. Hits and deals 20 damage. Second attack is a 44. Hits and deals 18 damage. Third is a 34. Confirmed critical, deals 66 damage. Well, that does that. Giant is down.))

Pabsit's first two shots take advantage of the pain inflicted on the Giant by Oskar. They find easy breachs in the Giant's defenses, sinking in next to Lou's arrow, but dealing a completely different kind of pain. This sensation is obvious, and almost seems to surprise the Giant when compared to the previous arrows that had hit him.

He was given no chance to react, though, as Pabsit's third arrow shot up and cleanly through the lower jaw of the Giant. It exited a few seconds later through the back of the creature's skull, leaving a mess as the large humanoid fell to its knees, then onto its face. It didn't move. It didn't twitch. It simply layed there, face down on the ground, looking very dead.

((Baril:

Spoiler

On your side of the wall, the town looks completely empty. Also, most of the buildings look eerily similar. Looking at the wall, you see a series of large latches and chains that have it locked, though it looks like you can probably get it open on your own.

))

 

[Lefferts]

Oskar will search the giants dead body, looking for anything valuable and also anything possibly explaining the group's problems.

 

[deadestdai]

Pabsit Lvl 5 Fighter/3 Rogue/10 Order of the Bow Initiate HP's 130/161

After doing a little victory jig upon the giant's head, Pabsit joins Oskar in his search of the massive humanoid, also cutting one of it's ears from it's great head as a trophy, wiping the blood onto the Giant's jerkin and stuffing it into his bag of holding.

Spoiler

search +1 *laughs*

**OOC: He'll also retrieve any re-usable arrows once his search and trophy taking is done. Let me know how many, if any at all are good to go?**

 

[guedo79]

Lou ignores the body searchers and goes looking for any recoverable arrows. After he takes a quick stock of situation, "Has anyone seen Baril?"