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Checking my understanding: "JP" is a Canuckian shrink? If so, I agree.
I've gone down the JP rabbit hole, and I have a lot of opinions. However, they'd be in violation of the rules of the board. But suffice it to say, I'm not a fan.
Ryujin
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Thankfully he isn't tenured at MY university, but rather the one a few miles west.
CleverNickName
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I have nothing nice to say. And per my grandmother's rule, that's all I'm gonna say.
I have nothing nice to say. And per my grandmother's rule, that's all I'm gonna say.
CleverNickName
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"Let's play D&D!"
"Cool! That's my favorite game."
"First a few house rules for my D&D game: no dragonborn or gnomes. No humans, dwarves, elves, halflings, tieflings, or tabaxi either. We don't use alignment, we don't use experience points, and we don't use armor class. Swords are called 'machetes,' magic is called 'psionics,' and there's only one character class called the Gishrogue. You won't be fighting dragons, you'll fight oozes...and you don't fight them in dungeons, you fight them in swamps. And the big one: we don't roll any dice, we resolve things by playing rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock. Sound good?"
"No, that does not sound good. Are you sure you're still playing D&D?"
"Of course we are! Weren't you even listening? It's literally the first thing I said!"
"Cool! That's my favorite game."
"First a few house rules for my D&D game: no dragonborn or gnomes. No humans, dwarves, elves, halflings, tieflings, or tabaxi either. We don't use alignment, we don't use experience points, and we don't use armor class. Swords are called 'machetes,' magic is called 'psionics,' and there's only one character class called the Gishrogue. You won't be fighting dragons, you'll fight oozes...and you don't fight them in dungeons, you fight them in swamps. And the big one: we don't roll any dice, we resolve things by playing rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock. Sound good?"
"No, that does not sound good. Are you sure you're still playing D&D?"
"Of course we are! Weren't you even listening? It's literally the first thing I said!"
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