EDIT: Why am I always at the top of a new page? Better few from the front row not up in the nose bleeders.
HM
Well at night I'll be busy taking any Bugbear, Gnolls, or Owlbears I come across, during the day I'll be trapped inside so I waste my time with the internet. Soon I'll be able to brood and be full of angst as the darkness is returning BWA-HA-HA!
I am just a lowly Goblin. (I'm a Goblin, right?)
Empower me with all your...power...and stuff!
And suddenly, I wish I was still wondering what was dripping on me...
Even if it was opposed, I got you beat.
But I still wish I didn't know...