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[Dragonwriter]

This thread needs to die a natural death.

Where's the fun in that?

Besides, if it dies of natural causes, no one gets XP for it.

 

[Alexander123]

This thread no longer has any point it seems.

 

[Lanefan]

This thread no longer has any point it seems.

True. At time of writing, there's been no xp awarded to any of the last 6 posts. Will fix posthaste.

Lan-"why won't you just be a good thread and die"-efan

 

[Baveboi]

This thread no longer has any point it seems.

What's a more noble quest than entertainment? I say bring in the sticks and puppets and let the Sesamofun beggins!


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[baradtgnome]

Gnomes? Where?

Oh well I'm a Gnomish chartered thread killing accountant without butt rouge, and consequently too boring to be of interest.

 

[Diamond Cross]

Point coloration refers to animal coat coloration with a pale body and relatively darker extremities, i.e. the face, ears, feet, tail, and (in males) scrotum. It is most recognized as the coloration of Siamese and other breeds of cat, but can be found in rabbits and horses as well.

 

[Baveboi]

Why did you did this to me?! Why link my poor naive self to a picture of a scrotum?! (It wasn't an ugly one but all the same) WHYYYYY!!!

 

[Diamond Cross]

Because you were Napoleon in another life time and you raped most of Europe and wouldn't let Fronce have any kings, man!

Karma's a biyotch, man.

Check it!

The napoleonic rap!

My names Napolean and I'm smarter than the average man.
Gotta make up something for my height you know.
Short men are far more smarter that the average barbaric tall men.
But tall men have their place.
And feels good in the right place.
And really look good in lace.
Lace hadn't been invented yet?
Well that's why I'm Napoleon, biyotch!
I make up things on the fly.
You don't have to ask me why.
And conquering Europe is not just a try.
But I'm sure you uppity tall men will lie.
About my beautifully colored eyes.
Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!
I conquer nations just for pun.
I invented butter for the bun.
I invented new kinds of guns.
That can hit you from a far distance when you run.
Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!
Make fun of me at your peril.
You know I'm not Will Ferrel.
All tall men must be rendered sterile.
I invented the Christmas carol.
Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!
And the world will never forget me!
And the future will want to be me!
And the history buffs will need their degree.
Because I'm Napoleon, biyotch!
And don't you forget it.

 

[jonesy]

My names Napolean and I'm smarter than the average man.
Gotta make up something for my height you know.

Dude, I'm 5 ft 7. Same as him. So, not short. Especially not back then. His height was English propaganda mixed with odd French calculation terms.

Why am I defending Napoleon? Damn.

 

[Baveboi]

Dude, I'm 5 ft 7. Same as him. [...]

No, I'm actually more than 6 feet tall and full of muscles. I can speak your language.

Do you want a vegemite sandwiche?


::XP points to anyone who knows this one::