Today's my birthday! Happy birthday me!

[Dr Midnight]

Happy birthday to you, sir. If you should go to some restaurant and a bunch of waiters begun clapping and halfheartedly shouting "woooo" while approaching your table before singing a four-line birthday song for you, may they all be stricken with kidney stones.

 

[Tom Cashel]

Happy Birthday, poster-dude! Whoa! Gnarly! You're like, old and stuff! Cool!

(Though I should talk - I'm 31, also...)

I think the use of the word "gnarly" gave you away...

Happy birthday, folks!!!!!


(I'll be 30 in August. Oh me oh my.)

 

[BiggusGeekus]

Damn, me too.

Living in a college with a horde of 18-year-olds doesn't help.

Yes, I can see how working indoors with a bunch of overweight, middle-aged, kahki-wearing, comptuer engineers is far preferable to living in a college with lithe, nubile, sexually experimentive co-eds.

What a lucky boy am I.

 

[Mark]

Happy Birthday, Todd, Dalith, and Mike B!