what songs do monsters sing.

[rgoodbb]

I feel gritty
Oh so gritty
I feel gritty and in need of a fight
And I pity
Any Orc who isn't me tonight

Feel like harming
Dem boyz farming
It’s alarming how harming I feel
And so gritty
That I hardly can believe my zeal

See the gritty Orc In the mirror there
Who can that destructive Orc be?
Such a gritty face
Such a gritty axe
Such a gritty grin
Such a gritty me!

Feel like stunning
Might go lancing
Feel like running and dancing in blood!
For I’m Orc
You shall know me by my name: Spud!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

That gives me an idea...

 

[rgoodbb]

That gives me an idea...

D&D the Musical?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

D&D the Musical?

Someone already did a thread about THAT. Check the Castle Filkenstein link in my sig to track it down.
Edit:
http://www.enworld.org/forum/showthread.php?112730-Dungeons-amp-Dragons-The-Musical

I’m thinking about taking another show tune and “orking it up”.

 

[rgoodbb]

Someone already did a thread about THAT. Check the Castle Filkenstein link in my sig to track it down.

I’m thinking about taking another show tune and “orking it up”.

Fair enough.


A Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbarian
Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbarian
Bar-ba-ri-an
You took my hand
Bar-ba-ri-an
You got me hacking and a hewing
Hacking and a heaving Barbarian
Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbarian

Went into a trance
Took my fighting stance
Built a but of rage
So I thought I'd use my lance
barbarian
You took my hand
Bar-ba-ri-an
You got me hacking and a hewing
Hacking and a heaving Barbarian
Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbarian

 

[LuisCarlos17f]

Sometimes I imagine an orc bard, or a orc skald singing and dancing with the head "I like moving it" and "who let the dogs out".

 

[Henry]

DAMMIT! YOU CAN’T GIVE XP TO AN ENTIRE THREAD! FIX THAT, RUSS!

 

[rgoodbb]

Doppelganger’s boast

Now I’ve, had my time with your wife
No I never looked this way before
Yes I swear, it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you
'Cause I've had my time with your wife
And I owe it all to you

I've been waiting for so long
Now I've finally found someone to impersonate
Your life was never any good
And you were always destined for this fate

Now with passion in my eyes
There's no way I could disguise it secretly
So I stab you in the back
'Cause we seem to understand the urgency
Just remember

You're the one thing
I can just polymorph
So I'll tell you something
It’s time to volley the Dwarf

Because I’ve had my time with your wife
No I never looked this way before
Yes I swear it’s the truth
And I owe it all to you​

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

DAMMIT! YOU CAN’T GIVE XP TO AN ENTIRE THREAD! FIX THAT, RUSS!

Well, you COULD XP the OP...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Sometimes I imagine an orc bard, or a orc skald singing and dancing with the head "I like moving it" and "who let the dogs out".

“Who made the Elves pout?
Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs!
Who kicked the Dwarves out?
Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs!
Who busted Gnome snouts?
Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs!
Who made Halflings shout?
Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! Orcs! “