what songs do monsters sing.

[rgoodbb]

Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'
Though the threads are swollen
Keep them forums Trollin',
Divide

No longer are they together
Hell bent for verbal leather
Wishin' they had more xp by their side

We have them all now dissin’
A’ spittin’ and a hissin’
We’re giddy for the end of the ride

Trollin' Trollin' Trollin'
Though the threads are swollen
Keep them forums Trollin',
Divide!

Move 'em on
(Head em' up!)
Head em' up
(Move 'em on!)
Move 'em on
(Head em' up!)
Divide!

Cut 'em out
(Ride 'em in!)
Ride 'em in
(Cut em' out!)
Cut 'em out
Ride 'em in,
Divide!

Keep movin', movin', movin'
Though they're disaprovin'
Keep them doggies movin',
Divide

Div-ide!

 

[rgoodbb]

Bad Dog!

You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound
Fryin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound
Fryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never served a Devil and you ain't no fiend of mine

Well they said you was a hot head
Well, that was just a lie
All I can say is you are not dead
Well, that was all that I could cry
Well, you ain’t never served a Devil and you ain't no fiend of mine

You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound
Fryin' all the time
You ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound
Fryin' all the time
Well, you ain't never served a Devil and you ain't no fiend of mine

​

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

By (and for) the Troggs

Wild thing
You make my eyes sting
You make everyone...woozy
Wild thing
Wild thing, I think you’re musky
But I wanna know for sure
So come on let’s take the night
I love you
Wild thing
You make my eyes sting
You make everyone...woozy
Wild thing

Wild thing, I think you’re stenchy
But I wanna know for sure
So come on let’s take the night
You’re blooming
Wild thing
You make my eyes sting
You make everyone...woozy
Wild thing
Come on, come on, wild thing
Spray it, spray it, wild thing

 

[rgoodbb]

By (and for) the Troggs
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Wild thing
You make my eyes sting
You make everyone...woozy
Wild thing
Wild thing, I think you’re musky
But I wanna know for sure
So come on let’s take the night
I love you
Wild thing
You make my eyes sting
You make everyone...woozy
Wild thing

Wild thing, I think you’re stenchy
But I wanna know for sure
So come on let’s take the night
You’re blooming
Wild thing
You make my eyes sting
You make everyone...woozy
Wild thing
Come on, come on, wild thing
Spray it, spray it, wild thing

That there sure is a purdy Trog

 

[rgoodbb]

A long long time ago
I can sstill remember how
My charms dulled them to make them ssmile,
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could still gain ascendance
They’d comply with my ssuggestionss for a while

But winter made me shiver
My sscales they were a quiver
Bad newss on the jungle floor
Our domination is no more

I can't forget how they complied
The cutting knots that I had tied
Musing where my blade would slide
The day their mussic died
So

Yuan-Ti it iss all about me
Drove my sslaves now in my cave now,
Sso they could not ssee
One good push and they were falling to their death
Ssingin' thiss'll be the the way I reach Sseth
Thiss'll be the way I reach Sseth

If I wish to conquer Chult
I have to lead a serpent cult
Feed enough souls to gain power,
Which god do I wish to supplant
What’s your poison, pick a chant
Then I’ll have my finest hour

Yuan-Ti it iss all about me
Drove my sslaves now in my cave now,
Sso they could not ssee
One good push and they were falling to their death
Ssingin' thiss'll be the the way I reach Sseth
Thiss'll be the way I reach Sseth…

 

[Henry]

Well, you COULD XP the OP...

Yeah, that occurred to me about 120 seconds into my 300-second exile, and then I had to go AFK

 

[Eltab]

If you hear Team Monster's army singing something (in their native language) using the tune of Do You Hear The People Sing (from Les Miserables), RUN.

Do you hear the Kobolds sing,
Singing the song of dragon-kin,
It is the music of a tribe who
Will not be sub-ser-vi-ent again!
Now the beating of our hearts
Matches the beating of our drums,
All the future now will change
As we Kobolds come!

 

[The Grassy Gnoll]

Dwarves and Gnomes and Halflings should scurry
‘Cause i’ll cook them up into curry
‘Cause i’ll cook them up into curry with the dwarf on top!

Stab that Wizard before he can mutter
Arcane words that will make us all suffer;
Next in line is the cleric who can heal them and make them all pop up
So we’re stabbing all the casters and putting them in the pot!

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

(I am NOT filking this won’t entire- it has a LOT of lyrical density.)

“Dark Skinned Elves”
By Del, the Funky Homonculus

As simple as it sounds, is as simple as it ought to be
Light skin Elves lack the dark skin quality
Ya don't understand? You want an explanation?
Well let D-E-L release the frustration
As I see it, every single day
Light skin Elves ain't satisfied unless they get their way, always
Plus they act stuck up
They all add up to one great big muck up
They try to play suck up when they want somethin'
Then always leave another with nothin'
Ya think ya look better cause ya skin's a little bit lighter?
You're thinkin' you're my light like I was a lamplighter?
No, ya think ya all of that and all of this
But you ain't really it without a makeup kit
See, ya might be light but ya ugly to me
Dark is beautiful, to me, that's beauty

Dark skin Elves are better than light skin
Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin
[Ice Mephit] I disagree Homunc

Now, lets get to the problems
And see if there's a way to solve them
Problem #1, has got to be the attitude
Which is usually vain, selfish and rude
Personality, with their nose stuck up
So don't try talkin' to one or walkin' with one
To class cause it's out of the question
Cause you bein' dark is the wrong complexion
For one. They wish they was light, though
I mean lighter than light, or as close to white as possible
But I fight to be familiar
You see, mean and dark skin wizards are the killers
This don't apply to all the Elves with light skin
Just the ones with their heads up their rear end
Cause if it did, static would occur
Dark skin wizards is what I prefer
Now, look at her, her vision is a blur
Cause good alignments don’t let ya free violence
Plus they would fuss and cuss if I tried to talk to one
Cause I like beings who shun the sun
I get frustrated, well, lets say I used to
Now a dark and lovely is who I give juice to
So come on, step to Del if ya with this
This is the facts, familiars don't forget this

Dark skin Elves are better than light skin
Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin
Dark skin Elves are better than light skin
Light skin Elves ain't better than dark skin

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

Battle-song for D.R.E.I.D.E.L., bardic dervish Warforged.

"I am the Warforged, D.R.E.I.D.E.L.,
Constructed first to pray,
But when it's time to melee
Then D.R.E.I.D.E.L. gets to play!

I'm D.R.E.I.D.E.L., D.R.E.I.D.E.L., D.R.E.I.D.E.L.,
Constructed first to pray,
In battle, battle, battle
My foes shall I all slay!"