Where are all the fantasy movies?

[Warrior Poet]

Yes The ORIGINAL Crow and the 1st MK were campy fun. But the second MK disgraced the series, and me not liking UW is just personal preference. Ed Furlong as the Crow? last i checked this guy is my age ans still hasnt reached pueberty (nothing against him). Put it this way: its the end of y world as i know it.

Sorry, I'm still confused. There's a new Crow moving coming out with Ed Furlong, or they already made it a while ago and released it and everything? I'm not interested in seeing it, just trying to get the situation clarified. Are there more MK and Crow movies on the way as part of an increase in fantasy films?

American Ninja 4

You are a brave, brave man. I saw the first one a very long time ago, and I can't imagine they got better (though I remember the first one being fun, and I was certainly at an age where I aspired to be a ninja myself. Thank goodness that never happened. I would have made a lousy ninja ).

Warrior Poet

 

[Desdichado]

I would have made a lousy ninja

Quite likely, I'd have made Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja look like a real master.

Well, maybe not that bad -- I'm still in quite a bit better shape than him...

 

[Warrior Poet]

I'd have made Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja look like a real master.

Well, maybe not that bad -- I'm still in quite a bit better shape than him...

I can't even sneak up on inanimate objects.

Warrior Poet

 

[Desdichado]

Well, I need to issue a formal correction: American Ninja 3 is where Michael Dudikoff didnt' come back, and they had a new character take the lead played by David Bradley. Oddly, for American Ninja 4; both Dudikoff and Bradley played co-leads. Of course, by then, both actor's careers would have had them making pornos in Tijuana otherwise just to have work.

And Bradley even came back later for American Ninja 5 -- I didn't even know there was such a thing, and I consider myself a bit of a B-movie buff...

 

[Warrior Poet]

Well, I need to issue a formal correction: American Ninja 3 . . .

Duly noted. Let the record show an amendment to the initial claim of cessation of Michael Dudikoff activity vis-a-vis the American Ninja film franchise (such as it is).

Also let the record show the development of a nauseated feeling at the mere suggestion of an American Ninja 5.

Can I get a "Why, God, why?"

Warrior Poet

 

[Ranger REG]

Can I get a "Why, God, why?"

"American" and "Ninja," doesn't go well as Kobe and Shaq.

 

[Brakkart]

Quite likely, I'd have made Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja look like a real master.

Well, maybe not that bad -- I'm still in quite a bit better shape than him...

I would hope so, he's been dead for a few years now afterall, likely not in very great shape at all by now! You know you're in bad shape when Vecna beats you in a good looks contest!

 

[Soel]

Sorry, I'm still confused. There's a new Crow moving coming out with Ed Furlong, or they already made it a while ago and released it and everything? I'm not interested in seeing it, just trying to get the situation clarified. Are there more MK and Crow movies on the way as part of an increase in fantasy films?

This one has been done foe awhile. David Boreanaz and Tara Reid (?) are the villians this time around, with Dennis Hopper and Macy Gray (????) backing them up. I read a review recently that makes this one look horrid. The Crow gets beaten up. A lot. Apparently Furlong plays him sorta whiny as well...Even pt 3 might be better than this one. Yes, this is the fourth Crow film.

I'm thinking Mark Decascos is really mad somewhere...

 

[Ranger REG]

I'm thinking Mark Decascos is really mad somewhere...

I doubt it. He's better off avoiding the franchise.

 

[rbingham2000]

IMO, if the people in Hollywood are looking to make a King Conan movie, they should seriously consider an adaptation of one of the Howard stories about that phase in Conan's life -- preferably, The Scarlet Citadel or The Hour of the Dragon.

I've only read The Scarlet Citadel so far, and it is kickass, with a storyline that would translate well on the screen, which culminates in one of my favorite epic battles.