D&D 4E Wherefore 4E Spurn Iconics?

[HeavenShallBurn]

If there steady paycheck in it, Krusk rage against anything you say.

*Looks at pile of blanks and gold rustoleum, eyes h-orc int penalty*
[h1]Build me an army! I will storm the gates of HeavenWoTC and return the marginal races to their proper place with elves and humans grovelling at our feet. Down with core races![/h1]

 

[Arani Korden]

Clearly, Krusk need better agent. The Star Wars iconics got into Saga, and we got a raise!

 

[Krusk]

*Looks at pile of blanks and gold rustoleum, eyes h-orc int penalty*

Krusk not that stupid.

Maybe Krusk go have a chat with Paizo...

 

[Deel Surool]

Clearly, Krusk need better agent. The Star Wars iconics got into Saga, and we got a raise!

It's good to be a licensed property, isn't it?



Thank you, Uncle George.

 

[Pistonrager]

Y'know, Krusk, if you go over to Pathfinder, you won't have the Cha penalty any more.

Heck, Gimble shaved his beard and left already! Check it out:

-The Gneech

Looks like he also glued hair to his feet and defected to the halfling side.

 

[Erik Mona]

Once you go tallfellow, you never go back.

--Erik

 

[malcolm_n]

Here you go krusk

Half-orc

Long have the barbaric humans of the hinterlands comingled their weaker, but more apt race with the might of the orcs. Having bred a race true and strong, the clans both human and orc look on their children with respect for the heritage they've earned.

Racial traits
• You gain a +2 to your Strength and Wisdom scores.
• You can move 6 squares in one move action.
• You can move 7 squares when charging.
• You gain a +2 bonus to saves vs. ongoing damage.
• You gain a +2 to Intimidate and Nature checks.
• You know Orcish in addition to any other languages.
• You may select human and orc feats.

Half-orc racial power
You just made a big mistake, little man.
Blood for Blood
When bloodied the first time in an encounter, you can make an immediate basic attack. This attack can be in melee or at range and does 2[w] + Str or Wis damage.

 

[Joshua Randall]

If there steady paycheck in it, Krusk rage against anything you say.

This is the funniest thing I've read on the Internet in ages.

Maybe Krusk have second career as comedian?

 

[The_Gneech]

Looks like he also glued hair to his feet and defected to the halfling side.

Maybe he was a halfling the whole time and finally came out...?

-The Gneech

 

[Krusk]

This is the funniest thing I've read on the Internet in ages.

So glad Krusk's desperation amuse you.