Who Is the Apocalyptic Kitty?

[Brother Shatterstone]

Mark felt whom?

You know? Mark Felt? Deep throat...?

 

[reveal]

You know? Mark Felt? Deep throat...?

Mark felt Deep Throat? No wonder he didn't want to be revealed!

 

[Brother Shatterstone]

Mark felt Deep Throat? No wonder he didn't want to be revealed!

You have way too much time on your hands...

 

[reveal]

You have way too much time on your hands...

I'm just sittin' on this bar stool, talking like a damn fool.

 

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

Kamikaze Midget?

No!

reveal?

uh-uh

der_kludge?

Sorry

Vin Diesel?

Only when he took possession of my body and defeated the red wizards of Thay in a magic duel.

 

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

John Crichton

No, and I am not married to Aryn Sun.

 

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

Are you me? My other personalities don't think so, but it wouldn't supprise any of them.

No, but "Bob" wanted me to tell you that you're out of milk.

Are you JDVN1 trying to confuse us?

Sadly, no.

 

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

He's not clever enough to have an alt.

I suspect the following:
You are a hivemind member. An old-school member. You have 3k+ posts, or are at least near that.

Maldur?
Arwink?
Sir Osis?
Aggemam?
Carnifex?
Tallarn?

No, byut you're getting warmer.

 

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

It's a trap!

Yes!

 

[Apocalyptic Kitty]

EDIT: Its Philreed, isn't it?

No, but, humorously, people have just assumed that it was for a very long time.

Whisperfoot?

We have our winner!

The password for this account will soon be set to 1234567. Anyone can log in to claim it. Once you do, I recommend changing the password, then post to let us know that kitty has been adopted.

Oh, and try not to let him go on with his delusions of grandeur too much.