Emirikol
Adventurer
This dialogue is courtesy of the discussion from thread: http://www.enworld.org/forums/showthread.php?t=172382
If it were camouflaged too and used in a low-light setting it would be exactly the type of crap my players would bring to the table... Here's some humor for you:
DMJay: What did you roll? I can't see your die.
Kevin: I know, it's camouflaged and .025 mm and you have bad lighting
DMJay: WTF are you using it for then?
Kevin: Because it's cool.
DMJay: It's not f'n cool. It's fn useless.
Kevin: You're useless. You don't appreciate cool..
DMJay: I appreciate cool
Kevin: Do not.
DMJay: Do so!
Kevin: Do not.
DMJay: Do so [DM slams fist on table]
Kevin: Hey, where'd my die go?
DMJay: it probably fell into the carpet
Kevin: Not your mom's brown and gold carpet!!!! Ugh! That die was $870. You owe me eight-hundred and seventy dollars.
DMJay: Do not
Kevin: Do so! [player slams fist on table]
Jason:. Everybody stop! I think I heard something bounce. Get down low and look to see if you can see it on the table.
[everybody leans in]
Christy: [eating a ranch-dipped carrot] OWWW! My tooth.
Everybody: DON'T SWALLOW
Christy: wow, never heard that from you guys before. Oh, here it is.
Everybody: SPIT IT OUT.
Christy: That's more like it [reaching into her mouth] Hmm. Is that a bone? Nope, it's silver. Hey, it is a die.
Kevin: My $870 die was BRONZE [glaring at DM]
DM: Where did you...? HEY, HAVE YOU BEEN GAMING AROUND?
Christy: only a few times
DM: A few times? What's that supposed to mean? How many times?
Christy: Well a few.
DM: How many times?
Christy: I don't know.
DM: You don't know? How can you not know how many times you've gamed around? Tell me. it's important.
Christy: Ok, ok, just wait a minute. [counting in her head]
DM: Jesus! How many!
Christy: Alright, alright! Don't get your DM undies in a bunch. Uhm. Ok, thirty-six.
Everyone: THIRTY SIX!
DM: Thirty-six! That's group loyalty for you. How many dice have you had in your mouth? HOW MANY?
Christy: Including Kevin's? Thirty-seven.
Everyone: Oh! Eeew.
DM: ok, you're out and see if you can cough up Jeff's die while you're at it. Try not to cough up 35 other people's dice or get anymore on your way home. [holding out hand]
DM: [spitting in Dm's hand a little bronze spec, carrot chunks and some ranch spew]
Everyone: eeeew!
Kevin: Oh, there it is. I got a 5.
jh
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If it were camouflaged too and used in a low-light setting it would be exactly the type of crap my players would bring to the table... Here's some humor for you:
DMJay: What did you roll? I can't see your die.
Kevin: I know, it's camouflaged and .025 mm and you have bad lighting
DMJay: WTF are you using it for then?
Kevin: Because it's cool.
DMJay: It's not f'n cool. It's fn useless.
Kevin: You're useless. You don't appreciate cool..
DMJay: I appreciate cool
Kevin: Do not.
DMJay: Do so!
Kevin: Do not.
DMJay: Do so [DM slams fist on table]
Kevin: Hey, where'd my die go?
DMJay: it probably fell into the carpet
Kevin: Not your mom's brown and gold carpet!!!! Ugh! That die was $870. You owe me eight-hundred and seventy dollars.
DMJay: Do not
Kevin: Do so! [player slams fist on table]
Jason:. Everybody stop! I think I heard something bounce. Get down low and look to see if you can see it on the table.
[everybody leans in]
Christy: [eating a ranch-dipped carrot] OWWW! My tooth.
Everybody: DON'T SWALLOW
Christy: wow, never heard that from you guys before. Oh, here it is.
Everybody: SPIT IT OUT.
Christy: That's more like it [reaching into her mouth] Hmm. Is that a bone? Nope, it's silver. Hey, it is a die.
Kevin: My $870 die was BRONZE [glaring at DM]
DM: Where did you...? HEY, HAVE YOU BEEN GAMING AROUND?
Christy: only a few times
DM: A few times? What's that supposed to mean? How many times?
Christy: Well a few.
DM: How many times?
Christy: I don't know.
DM: You don't know? How can you not know how many times you've gamed around? Tell me. it's important.
Christy: Ok, ok, just wait a minute. [counting in her head]
DM: Jesus! How many!
Christy: Alright, alright! Don't get your DM undies in a bunch. Uhm. Ok, thirty-six.
Everyone: THIRTY SIX!
DM: Thirty-six! That's group loyalty for you. How many dice have you had in your mouth? HOW MANY?
Christy: Including Kevin's? Thirty-seven.
Everyone: Oh! Eeew.
DM: ok, you're out and see if you can cough up Jeff's die while you're at it. Try not to cough up 35 other people's dice or get anymore on your way home. [holding out hand]
DM: [spitting in Dm's hand a little bronze spec, carrot chunks and some ranch spew]
Everyone: eeeew!
Kevin: Oh, there it is. I got a 5.
jh
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