In all seriousness, I was just reading a story last night that refered to a female-presenting android as a gynoid. And it looks like that's a thing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynoid
Yep. Seen it many times, but it never seemed to stick. Just like “man” became a synonym for humanity, the male-rooted “Android” became the term for human-stimulant artificial life. Nobody seemed to care for a female-rooted version of the term.