Cleric walking down the road comes across a scene of carnage, 4 city guard had been patrolling and came across a small band or orc raiders. The cleric asks what happened, the lieutenant says "oh, we had a long and bloody fight, 2 of my lads were even down and dying at one point, but we got the best of them we did, we killed all the orcs." The cleric says "oh blessed me, well you're in luck, I'm a cleric of Pelor, I'll heal your wounds." The lieutenant looks at him and say "oh, none of us are WOUNDED, no, no, we rested for 5 minutes."