UBER-HIVE-STRUM!! The Hive to End all Hives...

[Tinker Gnome]

*Eats the Cheese Golem*

 

[Mycanid]

Users.

They expect magic from computers.

They want them to "just work."

They don't understand why they shouldn't use certain pieces of software. Or click on certain links.

They...are morons, without an iota of sense, or a desire to be responsible for their own actions with the supposedly mystic informatin box.

But some, some users, they are worse.

They have learned the foul lessons of virii, malware, adware, and trojans.

They have seen first hand the catastrophes they can wreak.

They Know BETTER.

But still, that page, that potentially glorious page - it did not look right in the protected third party browser.

So he opened it in IE. He followed it's poorly coded links.

And where did it get him...?

Assaulted by false anti-virus programs! Adrift in a sea of system level installed malware download bots, and a writhing pit of email worms.

As fast as the antivirus could catch them, the network connection was queried for 3 more.

And now.

Now, here I sit. Format C: has been typed. Windows has been re-installed. The install of custom programs and a years worth of after install patches begins.

But I'm not bitter....

NO....I'm not...bitter.

End users <---------------------> Warlock

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I hear ya ... boy do I hear ya.

 

[Studio69]

*Eats the Cheese Golem*

*eats Galeros*

 

[WhatGravitas]

*Eats the Cheese Golem*

Stop eating my secret hive armies! *shakes fist*

Instead, eat Rev's secret Pizza Golem! (so secret that even he doesn't know!)

Cheers, LT.

 

[Aeson]

Soo....what exactly have I stumbled across?

According to Umbran it's a place for peculiar behaviors. To us it's a clubhouse. We come here to hang out with our friends who have become like distant relatives.

*Eats the Cheese Golem*

After Relique had his way with the holes in the cheese?

*eats Galeros*

After Relique had his way with the holes in the cheese?

 

[Aeson]

Stop eating my secret hive armies! *shakes fist*

Instead, eat Rev's secret Pizza Golem! (so secret that even he doesn't know!)

Cheers, LT.

We can't seem to stop him. He's like Galactus or something.

 

[Studio69]

After Relique had his way with the holes in the cheese?

Yeah, sure, why not? Yum. Galeros was quite delectable.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Users.

They expect magic from computers.

They want them to "just work."

They don't understand why they shouldn't use certain pieces of software. Or click on certain links.

They...are morons, without an iota of sense, or a desire to be responsible for their own actions with the supposedly mystic informatin box.

But some, some users, they are worse.

They have learned the foul lessons of virii, malware, adware, and trojans.

They have seen first hand the catastrophes they can wreak.

They Know BETTER.

But still, that page, that potentially glorious page - it did not look right in the protected third party browser.

So he opened it in IE. He followed it's poorly coded links.

And where did it get him...?

Assaulted by false anti-virus programs! Adrift in a sea of system level installed malware download bots, and a writhing pit of email worms.

As fast as the antivirus could catch them, the network connection was queried for 3 more.

And now.

Now, here I sit. Format C: has been typed. Windows has been re-installed. The install of custom programs and a years worth of after install patches begins.

But I'm not bitter....

NO....I'm not...bitter.

Nope. He's not bitter at all. Not one eensy, teensy, weensy tiny bit....

Love that nuke em smiley that someone else posted.

 

[Darth K'Trava]

Yeah, sure, why not? Yum. Galeros was quite delectable.

I'm sure he was quite cheesy.....

 

[WhatGravitas]

Yeah, sure, why not? Yum. Galeros was quite delectable.

What did he taste like?

Cheers, LT.