I would like a turkey sammich

[Tewligan]

I've composed a haiku for you, Evilhalfling! Ahem:

All foods need bacon
A turkey sandwich is food
You do the math, chump.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Eureka!

Chocolate covered bacon flavored ice cream with a turkey sammich on the side!

 

[Ranger REG]

Ugh. I think my heart just palpitated.

Well, I didn't say it's healthy.

 

[ssampier]

Any sandwich is better with bacon. That may include even ice cream sandwiches.

 

[Ranger REG]

Any sandwich is better with bacon. That may include even ice cream sandwiches.

Mmm. Even better when you add calamari.

 

[Studio69]

I just had a turkey sammich with lettuce, tomatoes and havarti cheese for lunch.

No bacon though, I don't need a heart attack.

 

[Evilhalfling]

I just had a turkey sammich with lettuce, tomatoes and havarti cheese for lunch.

No bacon though, I don't need a heart attack.

I'm jealous, and out of turkey. Still have bacon though

 

[Angel Tarragon]

I had a turkey salad sandwhich for dinner tonight.

No bacon though, I'm on a diet. I've already lost over 20 pounds.

 

[Knightfall]

I've composed a haiku for you, Evilhalfling! Ahem:

All foods need bacon
A turkey sandwich is food
You do the math, chump.

Hilarious!

 

[Ranger REG]

No bacon though, I don't need a heart attack.

Had one before?