The New Lara Croft is Ridiculously Sexy

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

Beats Angelina Jolie 10-0 any day. Very good choice.

Pah, I wouldn't make it a contest. I'd hit either.

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Assuming I'd be the kind of guy doing this lightly

As we say in German: Ich würde keine der beiden von der Bettkante schubsen...

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So much for the objectification of women...

 

[Angel Tarragon]

The New Lara Croft is Ridiculously Sexy

Angela Little is way hotter. And would have been a better choice IMO.

 

[Relique du Madde]

As we say in German: Ich würde keine der beiden von der Bettkante schubsen...

So is that how you say "I would totally hit that" in German?

 

[ssampier]

She's hot, more of the girl-next-door type (with rather a big... personality... for a gymnast).

 

[Orius]

Where? Oh, her. Meh. She is pretty, but IMHO not exaggerated enough for Lara.

I chalk the exaggeration up to the crudity of early polygon graphics.

Exaggerated? Any more "exaggeration" of her chest and Pamela Anderson could be in the running.

Ugh, and I thought Angelina Jolie was bad. I don't know who decided she was hot. Her mouth is too big, and she's rather plain to begin with.

Beats Angelina Jolie 10-0 any day. Very good choice.

Yeah, she's not bad, but Lara Croft doesn't really do it for me anyway.

 

[Ranger REG]

Ugh, and I thought Angelina Jolie was bad. I don't know who decided she was hot. Her mouth is too big, and she's rather plain to begin with.

Well, Pamela was hot and cute BEFORE she had breast augmentation.

Yeah, she's not bad, but Lara Croft doesn't really do it for me anyway.

Well, she IS a fictional videgame character.

 

[John Crichton]

An excellent choice.

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

So is that how you say "I would totally hit that" in German?

Mostly in the context of the question: "So, you find her attractive?" or "I am not really a fan of her, what do you think?" Which can mean anything from "It's not as bad as you make her out to be" to "She's totally hot!" (in the latter case, it definitely be an understatement)

 

[Brown Jenkin]

She reminds me of someone wearing a Tombraider costume at Gen Con, not the type that would be staring in a movie. Angelina brought charisma and presense. This girl does not.

 

[coriolis]

How does the previous 'new Lara Croft' -- Karima Adebibe -- figure in this scheme? Allison as the in-game model for Lara, and Karima for personal appearances?