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Unintended(?) humor of the day:

While driving home from work I saw a banner that was strung up in someone's back yeard that read: "The Hookers Support <Insert Presidential Candidate>"
 

Good morning Hive. Would anyone like me to prove that you don't exist? There's perfectly sensible explanation for this...

No?

Oh well, doesn't matter. We're all just a figment of deranged imagination anyways...
 



I exist. I eat, therefore I am.

I exist in a vacuum of lunacy.

No you don't. It has been mathematically proved so it must be true. See:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
 

No you don't. It has been mathematically proved so it must be true. See:

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

But if the population was truly zero then who is imagining reality?
 




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