Andor
First Post
(with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
If your sword is worth more than the village you grew up in, you might be an adventurer.
If you can identify your teammates by their internal organs, you might be an adventurer.
If the only time you see your closest friends and familly members is at hostage negotiations, you might be an adventurer.
If you can swear fluently in languages not native to your home plane of existence, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever contemplated the commercial potential of bringing a sack-of-holding full of Brasso to an Efreeti city, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever seriously considered conquering a nation because it would be easier than explaining what you need to the current rulers, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever commited genocide and asked for a bonus, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever asked "Do you have change for the Head of Vecna?", you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever seen a wave of goblins come screaming out of the woods with axes and swords raised while foam flies from their tusks and thought "Oh good, I was almost out of beer money.", you might be an adventurer.
If your sword is worth more than the village you grew up in, you might be an adventurer.
If you can identify your teammates by their internal organs, you might be an adventurer.
If the only time you see your closest friends and familly members is at hostage negotiations, you might be an adventurer.
If you can swear fluently in languages not native to your home plane of existence, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever contemplated the commercial potential of bringing a sack-of-holding full of Brasso to an Efreeti city, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever seriously considered conquering a nation because it would be easier than explaining what you need to the current rulers, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever commited genocide and asked for a bonus, you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever asked "Do you have change for the Head of Vecna?", you might be an adventurer.
If you have ever seen a wave of goblins come screaming out of the woods with axes and swords raised while foam flies from their tusks and thought "Oh good, I was almost out of beer money.", you might be an adventurer.