The HIVE knows when you are sleeping.

[Ginnel]

British comedian Alan Davies once claimed his best ever chat-up line was "Hi, I've got a nine-inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears."

You work it out.

I wonder if thats why he talks with a slight lisp

It's OK, he never comes in here anyway.

*is yanked abruptly out of the door by a large pair of troll-like hands*

He's afraid of the addiction he'd never get any work done if he came in here.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*sounds of thumping noises and the odd flash of light come from the other side of the door*

 

[Mustrum_Ridcully]

*sounds of thumping noises and the odd flash of light come from the other side of the door*

Hey, be quit out there. Some people want to work!
*closes door*

 

[WhatGravitas]

*sounds of thumping noises and the odd flash of light come from the other side of the door*

*vworp vworp*

Cheers, LT.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

Hey, be quit out there. Some people want to work!
*closes door*

*sticks head round door*

I'll just be a minute! Damn troll keeps regenerating on me!

 

[Whitemouse]

*sticks head round door*

I'll just be a minute! Damn troll keeps regenerating on me!

*Hands Tallarn a flask of acid*

That should do the trick.

 

[Mathew_Freeman]

*walks back in*

Well, that about sorts him out -

*Troll arms reach round door again and pull him back out*

Eeep!

*A single large crash is heard, followed by some whimpering*

*walks back in*

Right. So. Trolls. Don't like onions, apparently.

 

[Ginnel]

Right. So. Trolls. Don't like onions, apparently.

No I don't think it was the fact it was an onion, I'm pretty sure Trolls just don't like suppositories.

 

[Whitemouse]

*walks back in*

Well, that about sorts him out -

*Troll arms reach round door again and pull him back out*

Eeep!

*A single large crash is heard, followed by some whimpering*

*walks back in*

Right. So. Trolls. Don't like onions, apparently.

At least Ogres like onions.

 

[Blackrat]

There was an Earth-shattering Kaboom!!!