Aeolius
Adventurer
Wrap it up and vote already.
I did... and did some ice sculpting with my own breath, while I waited.

It has been nearly 14 years since I last DMed an actual tabletop game of D&D, I've been running games online since then. Granted, even when I ran games offline, I was fond of telling players "Okay, put the books away, we won't be using them today."