D&D III movie trailer


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Watch it without sound. It makes it 90% more bearable, and at that point, kind of intriguing. I'm half tempted to watch again and try and figure out some kind of plot (at least the characters). As far as a semi-cheesey fanatasy movie trailer, i'd rent it when it came out on DVD, provided that song wasn't anywhere in it. I have to say I really wish they actually made more high fantasy movies. I really REALLY wish the reason they didn't make more of them was it seems difficult to make them no suck.
 

A five minute fake Europop video. The guy is from LA!

That's why I had it in quote marks- anyone can do europop, you don't have to be european to do it.

Just like you don't have to be black to do rap (thank you, Beastie Boys) or a caucasian male to do metal (thank you Dir En Grey, Doro Pesch, Tony MacAlpine and others)

But you still make an excellent point- its not even europop made by real Europeans...somehow, that makes its triumph over the D&D movies that much more...embarrassing.

Needed more crocodile.

Did you perhaps produce "Don't Fear the Reaper" by BOC, loading it with more and more cowbell?

Come on, who doesn't love Snails?

Snails as escargot are awesome.

Snails as Marlon Wayans doing his best Chris Tucker impression is simply horrible.
 

Forget everything you read in the other thread, THIS is what should be made into a RPG.

My favorite moment: when he opens his blouse and his torso is pure light.

My other favorite moment (although I might have imagined it): Quasi-nipple-slip when the red-head is running at about 1/3 of the video.

AR

Posting any such pics at ENWorld would be ill advised. If found, please send any pics like that directly to my e-mail and I'll see that they're dealt with appropriately.

And CC the rest of the mods, just for good measure...

Glad to see you guys still haven't lost your humor.

I still think Lordi channels D&D more. I mean, I voted for them after all!
 

Nobody in any D+D world can possibly have teeth (or skin) so perfect as the people in that video.

Bleah.

Lanefan

I take it that you never opened up a D&D book and looked at any of the character images? ;)

It's also more accurate than other D&D movies in that it fluctuates from medieval to Victorian to .. That period... Of the tri-pointed hats and pirates and all that stuff..Age? I've never seen an accurate portrayal of any particular time period in any D&D campaign before.
 

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