100 ways to know that you're a roleplayer!

[Knightfall]

Forked from: Wow, you know your a roleplayer when...

So I guess this is one of those times when I had an epiphany that I was a roleplayer at heart and wanted to know when if ever that happened to you. I have always enjoyed roleplaying but in the past year or so I've [really] become much more involved with it.

Okay, so Enoch26sf's thread made me think of starting this thread. Let's create a top 100 list of those things / moments that make you have an epiphany that you are a roleplayer.

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1. When you overhear someone mentioning a "GM," you think "game master" instead of a "General Motors" vehicle.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

2. You pass a Devil's Martini bar and diner and think of a plot to have a half-fiend be the owner of an inn and tavern in your next campaign and also hiave/her be the head boss.

 

[GravyFingerz]

3. You pass by some writing pads in some sort of market, store, quick-e-mart, etc. and you get excited thinking about the gaming notes you could take with that pad of paper.

True story.

 

[Angrydad]

2. When you see a six sided die in any other game (such as Monopoly or Risk) and you think, "Hey, I'm rolling 2d6!".

 

[doctorhook]

1. When you find yourself trying to identify the race and class of every hero or villain you see in movies, books, or on TV.

0. When you find yourself trying to pinpoint exactly which variety of dragon Puff was.

 

[EroGaki]

When you look at a picture of the pyramids of Egypt and think to yourself, "Man, those 4-siders are massive!"

 

[Knightfall]

When you look at a picture of the pyramids of Egypt and think to yourself, "Man, those 4-siders are massive!"

Funny... Funny...

 

[StreamOfTheSky]

Think PC first means Player Character instead of personal computer or politically correct.

Associate RPG with role playing game instead of the commonly used modern weapon.

Like to plot out the alignments of historical figures, or others
(My philosophy friends and I who played D&D liked to do this with philosophies and philosophical outlooks. Like, Utilitarianism = NG; Thomas Hobbes = LN; Marquis de Sade = CN; etc... We also tried to do religions, but I won't give any examples of those.)

If laughing is an involuntary reaction whenever someone declares, "I attack the darkness!"

If you never leave home without a 10 ft pole.

If you blame something on a low ability score or a poor roll in casual conversation.
Examples: "I tried to put my best foot forward, but you can only do so much with charisma 8." "I think i just failed a bluff check."
(And yes, I and some of my friends have done this, sometimes w/o even realizing it around people who don't get the reference)

 

[dm4hire]

If you quote lines from a game session like you would a movie...

 

[Betote]

If, when said "give me one die", you need more information, as in "a n-sided one".